Is penis straws profitable to sell on Amazon United Kingdom?

The niche generates £44K/yr across 30 tracked products. 0 of 12 products launched in the last 360 days are still selling. 90-day search growth is +19.3%. Flapen's verdict: Skip it (48/100).

How competitive is the penis straws niche?

20 brands and 26 sellers compete. The top 5 products take 47% of clicks and top 5 brands hold 66% of demand.

What do buyers complain about in penis straws?

Top complaints mined from reviews: Adhesion/Stickiness, Value For Money, Assembly/Installation. The return rate is 0.4%.

When does demand for penis straws peak?

Demand peaks in Apr–May–Jun–Jul; the busiest month runs 5.2× the quietest.

What does it cost to enter the penis straws niche?

Listings span £2.72–£12.42; the average listing price is £5.81 (sweet spot $15–$100). The average incumbent carries 53 reviews — the moat a new listing must climb.

penis straws

Skip it

Prices mostly outside the sweet spot ($2.72–$12.42) — this niche doesn't clear our bar today.

Returns

Incredible0.4%

return rate — above 5% kills the launch gate

Review moat

Incredible52.77

avg incumbent reviews — the moat a new listing must climb

Brand share

Good66%

top-5 brand share — brands hold most of the demand

Competition

Good47%

top-5 click share — leaders hold, buyers still browse

Conversion

Good4.3%

search→purchase rate — share of searches ending in a sale

Growth

Okay+19.3%

90-day search growth — must beat 0% to launch

Quality gap

Okay4.6★

avg incumbent rating — lower means beatable quality

Avg price

Bad£5.81

avg listing price — sweet spot $15–$100

Market size

Bad£44K

£44K/yr · 176K searches

Price range

Bad£2.72–£12.42

cheapest to priciest tracked listing — scored on the share inside $15–$100

Signals Low Review Barrier Out of Stock

According to Flapen's Amazon United Kingdom niche tracking, penis straws is a £44K/yr Amazon United Kingdom market (176K searches/yr). The top 5 brands hold 66% of demand. Demand peaks in Apr–May–Jun–Jul. Verdict: Skip it — 48/100.

Data updated Jul 27, 2026 · scored weekly · How we score niches

penis straws market data

Units sold / yr: 10K–13K; avg 100–250/product
Revenue / yr: £58K–£73K; units × avg price
Conversion rate: 4.3%
Avg BSR: #245
Page quality: 0%
Prime: 80%
Sponsored: 50%
Out of stock: 20.4%
Avg brand age: 24 months
Avg seller age: 195 days

Competition & brand share

The top 5 products take 47% of clicks — established leaders, but buyers still shop beyond them.

Brands

20 rising

Sellers

Top-5 brand share

66%

Top 20: 100%

Top-5 click share

47%

Top 20: 88%

Open market

28%

Niwieoi21%
ZHUOAI17%
BEHAHAI12%
Generic9%
Blue Planet Fancy Dress7%
NEKAPLO6%

Demand & seasonality

Weekly Amazon search volume, last 104 weeks — +19.3% search growth over the last 90 days.

Peak months: Apr, May, Jun, Jul · busiest ÷ quietest = 5.2×

Open Trend

Top penis straws search terms

willy straws60K/yr +5.6%2.4% conv.
penis straws38K/yr +18.5%3.3% conv.
hen party straws22K/yr +30.4%3.5% conv.
hen do straws15K/yr +38.9%3.9% conv.
penis straw12K/yr +12.6%2.2% conv.
william straws hen party7K/yr +171.0%2.4% conv.
willy straw12K/yr +2.5%1.5% conv.
dick straws3K/yr +3.9%1.8% conv.
willys hen party straws7K/yr +24.1%1.2% conv.

All search terms

Top penis straws products on Amazon

Each bubble is one product — market share against review moat; bubble size tracks estimated sales, color grades how beatable the incumbent looks.

Beatable (≤4.3★) Contested Strong incumbent (>4.7★)3 products missing review or click data not plotted

All 24 tracked products in this niche — three views at once, no toggling.

Top sellers

by 90-day click share

24 PCS Hen Party Straws Hen Party Naughty Straw Hen Party Accessories Hen Do Accessories Hen Party Hen Party Decoration Hen Party Decorations Hen Do Straws Hen Do Decorations

Niwieoi£4.404.5★28 rev

BEHAHAI 24pcs Naughty Hen Party Straw - Bachelorette Cocktail Dancing Men Male Stripper Rose Gold Paper Straws for Party Decoration Accessories

BEHAHAI£4.324.6★54 rev

Team Bride Drinking Straws (25pcs) Rose Gold Drinks Utensils for Bachelorette Party Games Pre Wedding Celebration Accessories Hen Party Props

Blue Planet Fancy Dress£3.744.2★192 rev

Skin Color Party Straws 10PCS Hen Party Naughty Drinking Plastic Straws Chick Reusable Straws for Parties Girls Cocktail Night Novelty Party Accessories for Bar Bachelorette Party Birthday Wedding

ZHUOAI£6.615.0★2 rev

Team Bride Drinking Straws (25pcs) Rose Gold Hen Party Accessories for Bachelorette Bridal Shower Decorations Eco-Friendly Paper Straws for Wedding Celebrations

NEKAPLO£3.393.9★4 rev

Newest

by launch date

Willy Straw Hen Party Natural Reusable Drinking Straws Pack of 12 Cheeky Novelty Party Starter Bachelorette Accessories Bride to Be Drink Props Girls Party Bag Fillers Fun Decorations 19cm

Escape Central£7.651 rev

1mo ago

20PCS Bachelorette Party Drinking Straws Funny Naughty Hen Decorations for Bride and Bridesmaids Novelty Willy Accessories for Ladies Night Out Adult Celebration Favors Fun Drinking Game Supplies

Generic£3.790 rev

2mo ago

50 Pcs Bachelorette Party Straws - 10 Colors Naughty Drinking Favors for Hen Night Fun Bride Tribe Supplies Novelty Adult Theme Decorations Funny Women Night Out Game Accessories

Generic£12.420 rev

2mo ago

24 Pcs Team Bride Drinking Straws Hen Party Rose Gold Paper Drinking Straw Team Bride Printed Disposable Straws for Party Wedding Bachelorette Parties

JUROFN£4.160 rev

3mo ago

Pink Party Straws 10PCS Hen Party Naughty Drinking Straws Chick Reusable Hard Plastic Straws for Parties Girls Cocktail Night Novelty Party Accessories for Bar Bachelorette Party Birthday Wedding

ZHUOAI£7.262 rev

5mo ago

What buyers say about penis straws

What buyers praise and complain about, mined from review topics.

What buyers love

Quality-Overall55%

“The quality of straws good”

Durability10%

“The girls loved them Fun and durable”

Advertised Vs Actual Product10%

“On time as described”

Value For Money5%

“Great value for money”

Fun/Entertainment Experience5%

“Fun”

Design-Overall5%

“Good quality pretty design”

Gifting Purpose5%

“Great addition to a hen party gift bag”

What buyers complain about

Adhesion/Stickiness33%

“I found them a tiny bit fiddly to put the glue dots on the straw”

Value For Money17%

“not worth the price tbh”

Assembly/Installation17%

“Needs assembled”

Size-Overall17%

“saw that it was large”

Top return reasons

Size-Overall38%

Strength15%

Quality-Overall12%

Product Condition12%

Color8%

Advertised Vs Actual Product8%

Value For Money8%

Common questions

Is penis straws profitable to sell on Amazon United Kingdom?: The niche generates £44K/yr across 30 tracked products. 0 of 12 products launched in the last 360 days are still selling. 90-day search growth is +19.3%. Flapen's verdict: Skip it (48/100).
How competitive is the penis straws niche?: 20 brands and 26 sellers compete. The top 5 products take 47% of clicks and top 5 brands hold 66% of demand.
What do buyers complain about in penis straws?: Top complaints mined from reviews: Adhesion/Stickiness, Value For Money, Assembly/Installation. The return rate is 0.4%.
When does demand for penis straws peak?: Demand peaks in Apr–May–Jun–Jul; the busiest month runs 5.2× the quietest.
What does it cost to enter the penis straws niche?: Listings span £2.72–£12.42; the average listing price is £5.81 (sweet spot $15–$100). The average incumbent carries 53 reviews — the moat a new listing must climb.