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Penis Straws

Fail

Prices span $2.72–$12.42, mostly outside the sweet spot, so Penis Straws is a Fail.

Flapen Score
48
48 / 100
Ranks 3,444 of 5,777 Home & Garden niches · −3 vs the category median of 51
Market size
£44K/yr176K searches / yr
90-day growth
+19.3%search demand this quarter
Competition
47%top-5 click share · 20 brands · 26 sellers

Flapen Score

Penis Straws against its category

The dotted line is the Home & Garden average. Past it, Penis Straws is stronger. Inside it, weaker.

48Fail
Big MarketTrendingHigh ConversionOpen MarketLow ReturnsPrice rangeAvg priceNo Dominant BrandLow Review BarrierQuality Gap
This niche Category average

Market

The Penis Straws market on Amazon at a glance

Shoppers on Amazon United Kingdom searched for Penis Straws 176K times last year and spent an estimated £44K. The top 5 brands take 66% of clicks. Demand peaks in Apr–May–Jun–Jul. Flapen scores it 48 out of 100, a Fail.

01 · Demand

An estimated 4.3% of those searches ended in a purchase.

Shoppers searched for this 176K times in the last 12 months. That counts every search on Amazon United Kingdom for this niche's terms. An estimated 4.3% of those searches ended in a purchase. Searches in the last 90 days moved +19.3% against the 90 days before. Searches, conversion and average price together put the market at an estimated £44K a year.

Searches, last 12 months
176K
Growth, 90 days vs prior 90
+19.3%
Conversion, latest week
4.3%
Market size, estimated
£44Ka year
Peak month
May5.2× the quietest month
Top search term
willy straws60K searches a year

02 · Price

A sale here is worth £5.81.

Listings sell for £5.81 on average, from £2.72 to £12.42. Amazon reports units sold in ranges. This niche sold 10K to 13K a year. The average listing sells 100 to 250 of them. At £5.81 that is £581 to £1K a year per listing.

Average price
£5.81under the $15 to $100 sweet spot
Price range
£2.72–£12.42
Amazon United Kingdom median price
£12.12across 27,606 niches
Units sold a year
10K–13K
Units per listing a year
100–250
Revenue per listing a year
£581–£1K
Returns
0.4%of orders · Amazon United Kingdom median 0.6%

03 · Entry bar

The bar here is low.

50% of listings pay for placement with sponsored ads. 80% ship with Prime. On an average day, 20.4% of listings are out of stock. The average listing ranks #245 within Barware. It carries 53 reviews at 4.59 stars, so a new listing needs social proof before a better product.

Sponsored listings
50%
Prime listings
80%
Out of stock, average day
20.4%
Average rank
#245in Barware
Average rating
4.59 starsAmazon United Kingdom average 4.36 stars
Average reviews
53per listing
Listings tracked
30

04 · Newcomers

0 of last year's 12 launches cleared the first-year sales bar.

12 products launched here in the last 12 months. 0 of them cleared the first-year sales bar, our mark for a successful launch. The brands on the shelf have sold for 24 months on average, so a newcomer is not facing entrenched names.

Launched, last 12 months
12
Successful launches
0Amazon's first-year sales bar
Average brand age
24 months

Products

Top Penis Straws products & what they sell for

The products selling here, as shoppers see them on Amazon. Shelf share and sales are our estimates.

Prices and ratings read from Amazon on Jul 27, 2026. The live listing can differ.

Competition

Competition: brands, sellers & click share

The top 5 products take an estimated 47% of clicks. Leaders hold, but buyers still shop past them.

£0£4K£9K£13K£18K1101001K Review Count Sales
Beatable (≤4.3★) Contested Strong incumbent (>4.7★)3 products missing review or click data not plotted

Brands

20 rising

Sellers

26

Est. top-5 brand share

66%

Top 20: 100%

Est. top-5 click share

47%

Top 20: 88%

Open market

28%

  • Niwieoi21%
  • ZHUOAI17%
  • BEHAHAI12%
  • Generic9%
  • Blue Planet Fancy Dress7%
  • NEKAPLO6%

Demand

Penis Straws search demand

Weekly searches over the year, seasonality beneath. Pick a range.

7K5KSpike '25Spike '26SepDecMarJunAugNovMarMay

Peak months: Apr, May, Jun, Jul · busiest ÷ quietest = 5.2×

Search terms

Top Penis Straws search terms shoppers use

The exact words shoppers type, with estimated yearly volume, growth, and conversion.

  • willy straws60K/yr
  • penis straws38K/yr
  • hen party straws22K/yr
  • hen do straws15K/yr
  • penis straw12K/yr
  • william straws hen party7K/yr
  • willy straw12K/yr
  • dick straws3K/yr
  • willys hen party straws7K/yr

Reviews and returns

What reviews say buyers love and hate about Penis Straws

We read the reviews and the return reasons for every product selling here.

55%of positive reviews mention “Quality-Overall”
33%of negative reviews mention “Adhesion/Stickiness”
0.4%of orders come back
“I found them a tiny bit fiddly to put the glue dots on the straw”
A buyer, on “Adhesion/Stickiness”33% of negative reviews mention the same topic

Every topic

Every topic buyers talk about, one row each.

Red shows the share of negative reviews and green the share of positive reviews, biggest topic first. Open a row to read what they wrote.

13 topics

NegativePositive

FAQ

Common Penis Straws questions

Answered from the same tracked data.

Figures on this page are estimates modeled from public Amazon pages and third-party keyword data. Amazon does not supply them, and no connected seller's data is used. How we handle Amazon data