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Penis Straws

prices mostly outside the sweet spot ($2.72–$12.42) — Penis Straws doesn't clear our bar today.

Flapen Score

48
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Market size 11Growth 49Conversion 53Competition 63Returns 98Price range 0Avg price 16Brand share 65Review moat 97Quality gap 27
This niche Category average

Is Penis Straws profitable on Amazon?

According to Flapen's Amazon United Kingdom niche tracking, Penis Straws is a £44K/yr Amazon United Kingdom market (176K searches/yr). The top 5 brands hold 66% of demand. Demand peaks in Apr–May–Jun–Jul. Verdict: Skip it — 48/100.

Penis Straws: the Amazon niche in one read

Everything a seller checks before entering, in three answers.

Is the demand real?

Not really. Search demand moved +19.3% over the last 90 days and 4.3% of searches end in a purchase.

£44K

revenue / yr

Units sold / yr13K
Search volume / yr+19.3%176K
Conversion rate4.3%
Avg price£5.81

Who owns the niche?

The top 5 brands hold 66% of demand, so 34% of the market is open.

34%

open market share

Brands · sellers20 · 26
Top-5 product click share47%
Open market34%
Avg brand age24 months

Is there a way in?

Listing quality. The average product page scores 0/100 on content standards. Incumbents average 4.6★ — the gap to enter on.

0/100

page quality · 30 products

Sponsored placement50%
New entrants (1y)12· 0 succeeded
Avg rating4.6★
Avg reviews53

Top Penis Straws products & what they sell for

Every tracked product — its share of the shelf, its review moat, and what it sells for.

Competition: brands, sellers & click share

The top 5 products take 47% of clicks — established leaders, but buyers still shop beyond them.

£0£4K£9K£13K£18K1101001K Review Count Sales
Beatable (≤4.3★) Contested Strong incumbent (>4.7★)3 products missing review or click data not plotted

Brands

20 rising

Sellers

26

Top-5 brand share

66%

Top 20: 100%

Top-5 click share

47%

Top 20: 88%

Open market

28%

  • Niwieoi21%
  • ZHUOAI17%
  • BEHAHAI12%
  • Generic9%
  • Blue Planet Fancy Dress7%
  • NEKAPLO6%

Penis Straws demand & seasonality

Weekly search volume, with the niche's key stats alongside.

Volume176KCVR4.3%Products30Brands20Top 5 Brands66%OOS Rate20.4%Rating4.6★Reviews53Avg BSR#245
7K5KSpike '25Spike '26SepDecMarJunAugNovMarMay

Peak months: Apr, May, Jun, Jul · busiest ÷ quietest = 5.2×

Top Penis Straws search terms shoppers use

The exact queries shoppers type, with yearly volume, growth and conversion.

  • willy straws60K/yr
  • penis straws38K/yr
  • hen party straws22K/yr
  • hen do straws15K/yr
  • penis straw12K/yr
  • william straws hen party7K/yr
  • willy straw12K/yr
  • dick straws3K/yr
  • willys hen party straws7K/yr

What reviews say buyers love and hate about Penis Straws

What buyers mention most, as a share of all reviews.

What buyers love

95% of reviews
Quality-Overall55%

The quality of straws good

Durability10%

The girls loved them Fun and durable

Advertised Vs Actual Product10%

On time as described

Value For Money5%

Great value for money

Fun/Entertainment Experience5%

Fun

What buyers complain about

83% of reviews
Adhesion/Stickiness33%

I found them a tiny bit fiddly to put the glue dots on the straw

Value For Money17%

not worth the price tbh

Assembly/Installation17%

Needs assembled

Size-Overall17%

saw that it was large

Penis Straws return rate & reasons

Why buyers send it back, as a share of all return requests.

0.4%

Return rate

54%

Fixable by listing

The "fixable" share counts expectation-mismatch reasons — size, look, advertised-vs-actual — that better copy and images address.

1Size-Overall
38%
2Strength
15%
3Quality-Overall
12%
4Product Condition
12%
5Color
8%

Common Penis Straws questions

The questions sellers ask about this niche, answered from the tracked metrics.

Flapen scores Penis Straws 48/100 on Amazon United Kingdom — Skip it. The niche generates £44K/yr across 30 tracked products. 0 of 12 products launched in the last 360 days are still selling. Search demand moved +19.3% over the last 90 days.
Search demand for Penis Straws on Amazon United Kingdom peaks in Apr–May–Jun–Jul, where the busiest month runs 5.2× the quietest.