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go f yourself card game

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A small market ($16K/yr) — this niche doesn't clear our bar today.

Market size 4Growth 39Conversion 31Competition 10Returns 96Price range 16Avg price 27Brand share 14Review moat 59Quality gap 45

Returns

Incredible0.7%

return rate — above 5% kills the launch gate

Review moat

Good1,143.57

avg incumbent reviews — the moat a new listing must climb

Quality gap

Okay4.5★

avg incumbent rating — lower means beatable quality

Growth

Okay+11.0%

90-day search growth — must beat 0% to launch

Conversion

Okay2.5%

search→purchase rate — share of searches ending in a sale

Avg price

Okay£9.24

avg listing price — sweet spot $15–$100

Price range

Bad£6.06–£16.76

cheapest to priciest tracked listing — scored on the share inside $15–$100

Brand share

Bad94%

top-5 brand share — brand-locked demand

Competition

Bad88%

top-5 click share — a locked-up shelf

Market size

Bad£16K

£16K/yr · 71K searches

According to Flapen's Amazon United Kingdom niche tracking, go f yourself card game is a £16K/yr Amazon United Kingdom market (71K searches/yr). The top 5 brands hold 94% of demand. Verdict: Skip it — 32/100.

Data updated Jul 27, 2026 · scored weekly · How we score niches

go f yourself card game market data

Units sold / yr
10K–13K
avg 100–250/product
Revenue / yr
£92K–£116K
units × avg price
Conversion rate
2.5%
Avg BSR
#458
Page quality
0%
Prime
86%
Sponsored
57%
Out of stock
25.0%
Avg brand age
37 months
Avg seller age
205 days

Competition & brand share

The top 5 products capture 88% of clicks — a locked-up shelf that new listings rarely crack.

Brands

6 rising

Sellers

27

Top-5 brand share

94%

Top 20: 100%

Top-5 click share

88%

Top 20: 100%

Open market

0%

  • ATG55%
  • Ginger Fox16%
  • F**k. The Game9%
  • Go Fuck Yourself8%
  • Quokka6%
  • Labyrinxel6%

Demand

Weekly Amazon search volume, last 39 weeks — +11.0% search growth over the last 90 days.
6K4KSpike '25Spike '26Prime Day '26Oct '25Dec '25Jan '26Mar '26Apr '26May '26Jul '26

Top go f yourself card game search terms

  • go f yourself card game33K/yr
  • go fuck yourself game11K/yr
  • go fuxk yourself card game19K/yr
  • go fish go f yourself6K/yr
All search terms

Top go f yourself card game products on Amazon

Each bubble is one product — market share against review moat; bubble size tracks estimated sales, color grades how beatable the incumbent looks.

0%3%£4846%£9699%£1K12%£2K101001K10K Reviews — right = deep review moat Market share (90d) ≈ est. sales
Beatable (≤4.3★) Contested Strong incumbent (>4.7★)2 products missing review or click data not plotted

All 7 tracked products in this niche — three views at once, no toggling.

What buyers say about go f yourself card game

What buyers praise and complain about, mined from review topics.

What buyers love

Fun/Entertainment Experience50%

“Brilliant fun”

Quality-Overall9%

“The card quality is decent”

Gifting Purpose7%

“As a gag gift, it's spot on”

Ease Of Use6%

“Easy just to pick up”

Advertised Vs Actual Product6%

“Good fun and a laugh”

Trivia Games5%

“A Fun Twist on a Familiar Card Game. As Long as Everyone Enjoys This Type of Humour”

Value For Money3%

“A good drinking game which offers good value at under £10”

Instructions/User Manual/Troubleshooting2%

“The rules were easy to learn”

Strength2%

“The cards are well made from quality card that feels strong and smooth”

Design-Overall1%

“If you like the aesthetics then go for it”

What buyers complain about

Value For Money11%

“which makes the game feel a bit cheap considering the price”

Instructions/User Manual/Troubleshooting8%

“Needs instructions”

Functionality-Overall6%

“novelty wears off quickly”

Size-Overall6%

“The cards are much smaller than I expected”

Adhesion/Stickiness3%

“don't stick together”

Top return reasons

Instructions/User Manual/Troubleshooting44%
Gifting Purpose22%
Size-Overall11%
Advertised Vs Actual Product11%
Value For Money11%

Common questions

Is go f yourself card game profitable to sell on Amazon United Kingdom?
The niche generates £16K/yr across 7 tracked products. 0 of 2 products launched in the last 360 days are still selling. 90-day search growth is +11.0%. Flapen's verdict: Skip it (32/100).
How competitive is the go f yourself card game niche?
6 brands and 27 sellers compete. The top 5 products take 88% of clicks and top 5 brands hold 94% of demand.
What do buyers complain about in go f yourself card game?
Top complaints mined from reviews: Value For Money, Instructions/User Manual/Troubleshooting, Functionality-Overall. The return rate is 0.7%.
What does it cost to enter the go f yourself card game niche?
Listings span £6.06–£16.76; the average listing price is £9.24 (sweet spot $15–$100). The average incumbent carries 1,144 reviews — the moat a new listing must climb.