Is pornstar martini profitable to sell on Amazon United Kingdom?

The niche generates £42K/yr across 20 tracked products. 0 of 4 products launched in the last 360 days are still selling. 90-day search growth is -19.7%. Flapen's verdict: Skip it (46/100).

How competitive is the pornstar martini niche?

15 brands and 57 sellers compete. The top 5 products take 59% of clicks and top 5 brands hold 68% of demand.

What do buyers complain about in pornstar martini?

Top complaints mined from reviews: Taste-Overall, Alcohol Content, Flavor. The return rate is 0.4%.

When does demand for pornstar martini peak?

Demand peaks in Nov–Dec; the busiest month runs 7.5× the quietest.

What does it cost to enter the pornstar martini niche?

Listings span £2.61–£38.17; the average listing price is £14.21 (sweet spot $15–$100). The average incumbent carries 534 reviews — the moat a new listing must climb.

pornstar martini

Skip it

A small market ($42K/yr) — this niche doesn't clear our bar today.

Returns

Incredible0.4%

return rate — above 5% kills the launch gate

Review moat

Good533.95

avg incumbent reviews — the moat a new listing must climb

Avg price

Good£14.21

avg listing price — sweet spot $15–$100

Price range

Good£2.61–£38.17

cheapest to priciest tracked listing — scored on the share inside $15–$100

Brand share

Good68%

top-5 brand share — brands hold most of the demand

Conversion

Good4.5%

search→purchase rate — share of searches ending in a sale

Competition

Okay59%

top-5 click share — leaders hold, buyers still browse

Quality gap

Okay4.5★

avg incumbent rating — lower means beatable quality

Growth

Bad-19.7%

90-day search growth — must beat 0% to launch

Market size

Bad£42K

£42K/yr · 66K searches

According to Flapen's Amazon United Kingdom niche tracking, pornstar martini is a £42K/yr Amazon United Kingdom market (66K searches/yr). The top 5 brands hold 68% of demand. Demand peaks in Nov–Dec. Verdict: Skip it — 46/100.

Data updated Jul 23, 2026 · scored weekly · How we score niches

pornstar martini market data

Units sold / yr: 3K–4K; avg 100–250/product
Revenue / yr: £43K–£57K; units × avg price
Conversion rate: 4.5%
Avg BSR: #164
Page quality: 0%
Prime: 90%
Sponsored: 60%
Out of stock: 15.1%
Avg brand age: 53 months
Avg seller age: 201 days

Competition & brand share

The top 5 products take 59% of clicks — established leaders, but buyers still shop beyond them.

Brands

15 falling

Sellers

Top-5 brand share

68%

Top 20: 100%

Top-5 click share

59%

Top 20: 100%

Open market

26%

Funkin31%
De Kuyper17%
Natural & Noble7%
Tails7%
microbarbox6%
Passoa6%

Demand & seasonality

Weekly Amazon search volume, last 104 weeks — -19.7% search growth over the last 90 days.

Peak months: Nov, Dec · busiest ÷ quietest = 7.5×

Open Trend

Top pornstar martini search terms

pornstar martini25K/yr -23.2%3.7% conv.
passion fruit martini13K/yr -12.1%4.9% conv.
porn star martini10K/yr +13.8%2.9% conv.
passionfruit martini8K/yr -49.8%3.4% conv.
pornstar5K/yr +0.6%1.5% conv.
passion fruit martini kit4K/yr -14.4%1.5% conv.

All search terms

Top pornstar martini products on Amazon

Each bubble is one product — market share against review moat; bubble size tracks estimated sales, color grades how beatable the incumbent looks.

Beatable (≤4.3★) Contested Strong incumbent (>4.7★)1 product missing review or click data not plotted

All 20 tracked products in this niche — three views at once, no toggling.

Top sellers

by 90-day click share

Funkin£6.494.5★69 rev

DE KUYPER Passion Fruit Martini Cocktail Fruity & Sweet Pre-Mixed & Ready to Serve 12% ABV 50 cl

De Kuyper£8.004.5★184 rev

Funkin£17.664.5★417 rev

Natural & Noble Passionfruit Martini Cocktail Making Kit | As seen on Dragons Den

Natural & Noble£14.414.4★250 rev

TAILS Cocktails Passion Fruit Martini Cocktail 14.9% ABV 50cl / 500ml Ready to Drink Premixed Vodka Cocktail

Tails£9.364.7★408 rev

Newest

by launch date

Baby Shots Pornstar Martini Flavoured - 70cl - Ready-to-Shot Passionfruit & Vanilla cocktail Liqueur 30 Proof (15% ABV)

Baby Shots£9.451 rev

6mo ago

Passoa Passionfruit Martini 5% ABV Party Pack Case of 12 x 250ml Cans Pre-Mixed and Ready to Drink Sparking Cocktail with Vodka Passion Fruit and Vanilla

Passoa£10.8231 rev

7mo ago

All Shook Up Passion Fruit Martini | Cocktail Cans | 12x250ml | 3.4% ABV

All Shook Up£13.1614 rev

8mo ago

Liberation Cocktails Pornstar Martini 1.5L Cocktail Pouch Ready To Drink Cocktail Mix Made with Real Fruit Passionfruit Martini with Vodka Low Calories and Low Sugar 10% ABV 15 Serves

Liberation Cocktails£24.100 rev

10mo ago

Fever-Tree Passionfruit Martini Cocktail Mixer Pack (3x500ml)

FEVER-TREE£9.5120 rev

1y ago

What buyers say about pornstar martini

What buyers praise and complain about, mined from review topics.

What buyers love

Taste-Overall23%

“the taste is typical”

Alcohol Flavor19%

“Really nice and easy to drink”

Flavor13%

“The flavour is incredible”

Sweetness10%

“fruity sparkling that has a good balance of sweetness”

Value For Money7%

“I think they're fair value for money”

Gifting Purpose5%

“Great for a birthday gift”

Freshness4%

“it feels refreshing”

Ease Of Use3%

“easy to carry”

Color2%

“The colour is nice also”

Quality-Overall2%

“Good quality”

What buyers complain about

Taste-Overall11%

“when added to prosecco didn't really taste like a porn star martini”

Alcohol Content11%

“there is no taste of alcohol”

Flavor4%

“Not like the actual Tails martini”

Sweetness4%

“This is Very sweet doesn't taste like passion fruit in a Porn star martini”

Alcohol Flavor4%

“The vodka they make with this cocktail isnt the greatest and thats evidently clear, its not unpleasant”

Sour3%

“I found it to be very acidic”

Value For Money1%

“these are a little on the pricey side in my opinion”

Bitter1%

“It forms a slight bitterness in the aftertaste”

Ingredients-Overall1%

“The ingredients are not included on the can”

Common questions

Is pornstar martini profitable to sell on Amazon United Kingdom?: The niche generates £42K/yr across 20 tracked products. 0 of 4 products launched in the last 360 days are still selling. 90-day search growth is -19.7%. Flapen's verdict: Skip it (46/100).
How competitive is the pornstar martini niche?: 15 brands and 57 sellers compete. The top 5 products take 59% of clicks and top 5 brands hold 68% of demand.
What do buyers complain about in pornstar martini?: Top complaints mined from reviews: Taste-Overall, Alcohol Content, Flavor. The return rate is 0.4%.
When does demand for pornstar martini peak?: Demand peaks in Nov–Dec; the busiest month runs 7.5× the quietest.
What does it cost to enter the pornstar martini niche?: Listings span £2.61–£38.17; the average listing price is £14.21 (sweet spot $15–$100). The average incumbent carries 534 reviews — the moat a new listing must climb.