Pirates Grog Rum
brand-locked demand (top 5 brands take 100% of clicks) — Pirates Grog Rum doesn't clear our bar today.
Flapen Score
Is Pirates Grog Rum profitable on Amazon?
According to Flapen's Amazon United Kingdom niche tracking, Pirates Grog Rum is a £32K/yr Amazon United Kingdom market (25K searches/yr). The top 5 brands hold 100% of demand. Demand peaks in Nov–Dec. Verdict: Skip it — 37/100.
Pirates Grog Rum: the Amazon niche in one read
Everything a seller checks before entering, in three answers.
Is the demand real?
Not really. Search demand moved +2.0% over the last 90 days and 3.9% of searches end in a purchase.
£32K
revenue / yr
Who owns the niche?
The top 5 brands hold 100% of demand, so 0% of the market is open.
0%
open market share
Is there a way in?
Listing quality. The average product page scores 0/100 on content standards. Incumbents average 4.7★ — the gap to enter on.
0/100
page quality · 11 products
Top Pirates Grog Rum products & what they sell for
Every tracked product — its share of the shelf, its review moat, and what it sells for.
Top sellers
by 90-day click share
Pirates Grog Spiced Rum - 70 cl / 700 ml | World Rum Award Winner | Five Year Aged in Oak Barrels | 37.5% ABV with Flavours of Salt Caramel & Allspice | Suitable for Cocktails
- Price
- £28.43
- Rating
- 4.7/5
- Reviews
- 1,026
- Age
- 7y ago

Pirates Grog Rum Miniatures Gift Set - 3 x 50 ml Bottles | Includes Five Year No.13 & Spiced | World Rum Award Winner | Aged in Oak Barrels | 37.5%-40% ABV | Suitable for Cocktails
- Price
- £26.59
- Rating
- 4.7/5
- Reviews
- 1,102
- Age
- 7y ago

Rum Gift Set - Spiced Rum Five Year Aged 70cl / 700ml 37.5% ABV
- Price
- £50.90
- Rating
- 4.8/5
- Reviews
- 428
- Age
- 7y ago

Pirates Grog Honey Spiced Rum - 70cl / 700ml | World Rum Award Winner | Five Year Aged in Oak Barrels for Colour & Finish | 37.5% ABV & Infused with an Array of Spices | Suitable for Cocktails
- Price
- £28.48
- Rating
- 4.7/5
- Reviews
- 1,026
- Age
- 5y ago

Pirates Grog Wild Cherry Spiced Rum - 70 cl / 700 ml | World Rum Award Winner | Five Year Aged in Oak Barrels | 37.5% ABV & Flavoured with Fruit Allspice & Vanilla | Suitable for Cocktails
- Price
- £29.22
- Rating
- 4.7/5
- Reviews
- 1,026
- Age
- 5y ago
Trending
90-day click momentum
Kollea Birthday Gifts for Men Dad Pirate Ship Whiskey Decanter Set with 2 Glasses Liquor Dispenser for Home Bar Funny Gift Ideas for Him Husband Father Boyfriend Anniversary Sailor & Captain
- Price
- £67.09
- Rating
- 4.7/5
- Reviews
- 224
- Age
- 1y ago

Pirates Grog Five Year Aged Rum Gift Chest - 70 cl / 700 ml | World Rum Award Winner | Five Year Aged in Oak Barrels | 37.5% ABV with Raisin Butterscotch & Vanilla Flavours | Suitable for Cocktails
- Price
- £51.11
- Rating
- 4.8/5
- Reviews
- 428
- Age
- 10y ago

Rum Gift Set - Spiced Rum Five Year Aged 70cl / 700ml 37.5% ABV
- Price
- £50.90
- Rating
- 4.8/5
- Reviews
- 428
- Age
- 7y ago

Bumbu Original Rum 70cl
- Price
- £24.41
- Rating
- 4.8/5
- Reviews
- 7,129
- Age
- 5y ago

Pirates Grog Wild Cherry Spiced Rum - 70 cl / 700 ml | World Rum Award Winner | Five Year Aged in Oak Barrels | 37.5% ABV & Flavoured with Fruit Allspice & Vanilla | Suitable for Cocktails
- Price
- £29.22
- Rating
- 4.7/5
- Reviews
- 1,026
- Age
- 5y ago
Newest
by launch date
Kollea Birthday Gifts for Men Dad Pirate Ship Whiskey Decanter Set with 2 Glasses Liquor Dispenser for Home Bar Funny Gift Ideas for Him Husband Father Boyfriend Anniversary Sailor & Captain
- Price
- £67.09
- Rating
- 4.7/5
- Reviews
- 224
- Age
- 1y ago

Rum Bastard | Salted Caramel | Caribbean Spiced Rum Liqueur 50cl | Pirate Skull Bottle
- Price
- £17.43
- Rating
- 4.7/5
- Reviews
- 241
- Age
- 4y ago

Pirates Grog Worlds Hottest Chilli Rum - 10 cl / 100 ml | Flavoured With Worlds Hottest Chillies | Challenge Spice & Heat Lovers | 50% ABV | Extra Hot Chilli Gift Set With Shot Cups & Game Cards
- Price
- £16.93
- Rating
- 4.6/5
- Reviews
- 191
- Age
- 4y ago

Pirates Grog Spiced Rum Gift Set Miniatures - 3 x 50 ml Bottles | Pineapple Honey & Smokey Ginger | World Rum Award Winner | Five Year Barrel Aged | 37.5% ABV & Suitable for Cocktails
- Price
- £27.07
- Rating
- 4.7/5
- Reviews
- 1,102
- Age
- 4y ago

Pirates Grog Honey Spiced Rum - 70cl / 700ml | World Rum Award Winner | Five Year Aged in Oak Barrels for Colour & Finish | 37.5% ABV & Infused with an Array of Spices | Suitable for Cocktails
- Price
- £28.48
- Rating
- 4.7/5
- Reviews
- 1,026
- Age
- 5y ago
Competition: brands, sellers & click share
The top 5 products capture 80% of clicks — a locked-up shelf that new listings rarely crack.
Brands
4 flat
Sellers
31
Top-5 brand share
100%
Top 20: 100%
Top-5 click share
80%
Top 20: 100%
Open market
0%
- Pirate's Grog93%
- Bumbu4%
- Sweet Little2%
- Kollea2%
- Open — no brand owns it (0%)
Pirates Grog Rum demand & seasonality
Weekly search volume, with the niche's key stats alongside.
Peak months: Nov, Dec · busiest ÷ quietest = 5.3×
Top Pirates Grog Rum search terms shoppers use
The exact queries shoppers type, with yearly volume, growth and conversion.
- pirates grog rum12K/yr
- pirates grog7K/yr
- pirate rum4K/yr
- pirates grog spiced rum2K/yr
What reviews say buyers love and hate about Pirates Grog Rum
What buyers mention most, as a share of all reviews.
What buyers love
90% of reviews“Lovely gift well received”
“Bumbu is so easy to drink”
“Well worth the money”
“Great flavour”
“the shot glass is good quality”
What buyers complain about
71% of reviews“Unreal flavour, almost has caramel notes”
“Just tastes fake, no real rum notes just added sugars and flavourings”
“Way too sweet”
“its in fact a miniature sample box that cannot be given as present”
“Bottles a bit small for the price”
Pirates Grog Rum return rate & reasons
Why buyers send it back, as a share of all return requests.
0.4%
Return rate
50%
Fixable by listing
The "fixable" share counts expectation-mismatch reasons — size, look, advertised-vs-actual — that better copy and images address.
Common Pirates Grog Rum questions
The questions sellers ask about this niche, answered from the tracked metrics.
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