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poo

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Prices mostly outside the sweet spot ($2.33–$9.53) — this niche doesn't clear our bar today.

Market size 13Growth 22Conversion 53Competition 11Returns 98Price range 0Avg price 14Brand share 28Review moat 60Quality gap 81

Returns

Incredible0.3%

return rate — above 5% kills the launch gate

Quality gap

Great4.2★

avg incumbent rating — lower means beatable quality

Review moat

Good1,113.1

avg incumbent reviews — the moat a new listing must climb

Conversion

Good4.3%

search→purchase rate — share of searches ending in a sale

Brand share

Okay88%

top-5 brand share — brands hold most of the demand

Growth

Bad-6.2%

90-day search growth — must beat 0% to launch

Avg price

Bad£5.13

avg listing price — sweet spot $15–$100

Market size

Bad£53K

£53K/yr · 236K searches

Competition

Bad86%

top-5 click share — a locked-up shelf

Price range

Bad£2.33–£9.53

cheapest to priciest tracked listing — scored on the share inside $15–$100

According to Flapen's Amazon United Kingdom niche tracking, poo is a £53K/yr Amazon United Kingdom market (236K searches/yr). The top 5 brands hold 88% of demand. Demand peaks in Nov–Dec. Verdict: Skip it — 37/100.

Data updated Jul 30, 2026 · scored weekly · How we score niches

poo market data

Units sold / yr
13K–15K
avg 500–750/product
Revenue / yr
£64K–£77K
units × avg price
Conversion rate
4.3%
Avg BSR
#116
Page quality
0%
Prime
100%
Sponsored
20%
Out of stock
4.1%
Avg brand age
32 months
Avg seller age
186 days

Competition & brand share

The top 5 products capture 86% of clicks — a locked-up shelf that new listings rarely crack.

Brands

9 falling

Sellers

34

Top-5 brand share

88%

Top 20: 100%

Top-5 click share

86%

Top 20: 100%

Open market

7%

  • The Little Party Shop36%
  • HENBRANDT19%
  • SZCXDKJ14%
  • Gifton12%
  • mondiko8%
  • Funnyman Products5%
  • Open — no brand owns it (3 brands, 7%)

Demand & seasonality

Weekly Amazon search volume, last 84 weeks — -6.2% search growth over the last 90 days.
9K7KSpike '25Holiday '25Spike '26JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDecJanFebMarAprMayJunJul

Peak months: Nov, Dec · busiest ÷ quietest = 2.8×

Top poo search terms

  • poo119K/yr
  • fake poo51K/yr
  • squishy poo7K/yr
  • poo toy11K/yr
  • joke turd9K/yr
  • fake poop7K/yr
  • fake dog poo6K/yr
  • poo gifts8K/yr
  • poo toys5K/yr
  • joke poo5K/yr
All search terms

Top poo products on Amazon

Each bubble is one product — market share against review moat; bubble size tracks estimated sales, color grades how beatable the incumbent looks.

0%10%£5K20%£11K30%£16K40%£21K101001K10K Reviews — right = deep review moat Market share (90d) ≈ est. sales
Beatable (≤4.3★) Contested Strong incumbent (>4.7★)

All 10 tracked products in this niche — three views at once, no toggling.

What buyers say about poo

What buyers praise and complain about, mined from review topics.

What buyers love

Fun/Entertainment Experience46%

“Fun gift”

Gifting Purpose15%

“Fun gift”

Advertised Vs Actual Product11%

“Did the job”

Ease Of Use8%

“Fun and easy and easy to use”

Adhesion/Stickiness4%

“making them stick”

Value For Money4%

“Value for money”

Storage Capacity2%

“Great little stocking filler”

Soft Feel2%

“Its a simple, small catapult with soft, squishy poops”

Stretchability/Expandability/Elasticity1%

“It's great and stretchy”

Educational-Overall1%

“good at teaching co ordination”

What buyers complain about

Size-Overall31%

“Very small”

Quality-Overall20%

“Poor quality - broke on its first day”

Durability9%

“Broke on it's first day”

Value For Money8%

“They are also quite expensive for what they are”

Smell7%

“Looks funny doesn't smell good practical joke”

Ease Of Cleaning3%

“hard to clean”

Mess Free3%

“making it hard to clean off”

Adhesion/Stickiness2%

“Nowhere in the description does it say these are sticky”

Advertised Vs Actual Product2%

“Its a lot smaller than it looks in the picture”

Leak-Proof2%

“But it did only last 5 days before it got a hole and leaked everywhere”

Top return reasons

Size-Overall22%
Quality-Overall22%
Durability9%
Advertised Vs Actual Product9%
Defective Material/Parts6%
Material Quality4%
Functionality-Overall4%
Adhesion/Stickiness3%
Stretchability/Expandability/Elasticity3%
Smell3%

Common questions

Is poo profitable to sell on Amazon United Kingdom?
The niche generates £53K/yr across 10 tracked products. 1 of 1 products launched in the last 360 days are still selling. 90-day search growth is -6.2%. Flapen's verdict: Skip it (37/100).
How competitive is the poo niche?
9 brands and 34 sellers compete. The top 5 products take 86% of clicks and top 5 brands hold 88% of demand.
What do buyers complain about in poo?
Top complaints mined from reviews: Size-Overall, Quality-Overall, Durability. The return rate is 0.3%.
When does demand for poo peak?
Demand peaks in Nov–Dec; the busiest month runs 2.8× the quietest.
What does it cost to enter the poo niche?
Listings span £2.33–£9.53; the average listing price is £5.13 (sweet spot $15–$100). The average incumbent carries 1,113 reviews — the moat a new listing must climb.