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Fake Poo

prices mostly outside the sweet spot ($2.08–$6.89) — Fake Poo doesn't clear our bar today.

Flapen Score

41
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Market size 9Growth 16Conversion 91Competition 13Returns 98Price range 0Avg price 12Brand share 31Review moat 66Quality gap 92
This niche Category average

Is Fake Poo profitable on Amazon?

According to Flapen's Amazon United Kingdom niche tracking, Fake Poo is a £37K/yr Amazon United Kingdom market (78K searches/yr). The top 5 brands hold 86% of demand. Demand peaks in Nov–Dec. Verdict: Skip it — 41/100.

Fake Poo: the Amazon niche in one read

Everything a seller checks before entering, in three answers.

Is the demand real?

Not really. Search demand moved -18.4% over the last 90 days and 11.1% of searches end in a purchase.

£37K

revenue / yr

Units sold / yr10K
Search volume / yr-18.4%78K
Conversion rate11.1%
Avg price£4.28

Who owns the niche?

The top 5 brands hold 86% of demand, so 14% of the market is open.

14%

open market share

Brands · sellers11 · 37
Top-5 product click share84%
Open market14%
Avg brand age38 months

Is there a way in?

Listing quality. The average product page scores 0/100 on content standards. Incumbents average 4.0★ — the gap to enter on.

0/100

page quality · 12 products

Sponsored placement17%
New entrants (1y)2· 1 succeeded
Avg rating4.0★
Avg reviews850

Top Fake Poo products & what they sell for

Every tracked product — its share of the shelf, its review moat, and what it sells for.

Competition: brands, sellers & click share

The top 5 products capture 84% of clicks — a locked-up shelf that new listings rarely crack.

£0£4K£7K£11K£15K1101001K10K Review Count Sales
Beatable (≤4.3★) Contested Strong incumbent (>4.7★)

Brands

11 rising

Sellers

37

Top-5 brand share

86%

Top 20: 100%

Top-5 click share

84%

Top 20: 100%

Open market

11%

  • The Little Party Shop33%
  • HENBRANDT21%
  • SZCXDKJ19%
  • Funnyman Products8%
  • W WIDMANN MILANO Party Fashion4%
  • Bristol Novelty3%
  • Open — no brand owns it (5 brands, 11%)

Fake Poo demand & seasonality

Weekly search volume, with the niche's key stats alongside.

Volume78KCVR11.1%Products12Brands11Top 5 Brands86%OOS Rate6.3%Rating4.0★Reviews850Avg BSR#332
5K3KSpike '25Holiday '25Spike '26JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDecJanFebMarAprMayJunJul

Peak months: Nov, Dec · busiest ÷ quietest = 4.1×

Top Fake Poo search terms shoppers use

The exact queries shoppers type, with yearly volume, growth and conversion.

  • fake poo51K/yr
  • joke turd9K/yr
  • fake poop7K/yr
  • fake dog poo6K/yr
  • joke poo5K/yr

What reviews say buyers love and hate about Fake Poo

What buyers mention most, as a share of all reviews.

What buyers love

93% of reviews
Fun/Entertainment Experience44%

Fun gift

Gifting Purpose18%

Fun gift

Advertised Vs Actual Product11%

Did the job

Ease Of Use5%

This is excellent, looks great, is easy to handle

Adhesion/Stickiness5%

making them stick

What buyers complain about

86% of reviews
Size-Overall28%

Very small

Quality-Overall20%

Poor quality - broke on its first day

Durability9%

Broke on it's first day

Value For Money8%

They are also quite expensive for what they are

Smell7%

Looks funny doesn't smell good practical joke

Fake Poo return rate & reasons

Why buyers send it back, as a share of all return requests.

0.3%

Return rate

33%

Fixable by listing

The "fixable" share counts expectation-mismatch reasons — size, look, advertised-vs-actual — that better copy and images address.

1Quality-Overall
23%
2Size-Overall
20%
3Durability
9%
4Advertised Vs Actual Product
8%
5Defective Material/Parts
6%

Common Fake Poo questions

The questions sellers ask about this niche, answered from the tracked metrics.

Flapen scores Fake Poo 41/100 on Amazon United Kingdom — Skip it. The niche generates £37K/yr across 12 tracked products. 1 of 2 products launched in the last 360 days are still selling. Search demand moved -18.4% over the last 90 days.
Search demand for Fake Poo on Amazon United Kingdom peaks in Nov–Dec, where the busiest month runs 4.1× the quietest.