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Offensive Christmas Jumper

Fail

Shoppers spend only $0 a year here, so Offensive Christmas Jumper is a Fail.

Flapen Score
20
20 / 100
Ranks 2,452 of 2,461 Fashion niches · −28 vs the category median of 48
Market size
£0/yr197K searches / yr
90-day growth
-78.8%search demand this quarter
Competition
100%top-5 click share · 3 brands · 5 sellers

Flapen Score

Offensive Christmas Jumper against its category

The dotted line is the Fashion average. Past it, Offensive Christmas Jumper is stronger. Inside it, weaker.

20Fail
Big MarketTrendingHigh ConversionOpen MarketLow ReturnsPrice rangeAvg priceNo Dominant BrandLow Review BarrierQuality Gap
This niche Category average

Market

The Offensive Christmas Jumper market on Amazon at a glance

Shoppers on Amazon United Kingdom searched for Offensive Christmas Jumper 197K times last year and spent an estimated £0. All 3 brands take every click. Flapen scores it 20 out of 100, a Fail.

01 · Demand

0.0% of searches ended in a purchase last week.

Shoppers searched for this 197K times in the last 12 months. That counts every search on Amazon United Kingdom for this niche's terms. In the latest week, 0.0% of those searches ended in a purchase. Searches in the last 90 days moved -78.8% against the 90 days before. Searches, conversion and average price together put the market at an estimated £0 a year.

Searches, last 12 months
197K
Growth, 90 days vs prior 90
-78.8%
Conversion, latest week
0.0%
Market size, estimated
£0a year
Top search term
offensive christmas jumper66K searches a year

02 · Price

A sale here is worth £22.28.

Listings sell for £22.28 on average, from £12.81 to £32.97. Amazon reports units sold in ranges. This niche sold 500 to 750 a year. The average listing sells 0 to 100 of them. At £22.28 that is £0 to £2K a year per listing.

Average price
£22.28inside the $15 to $100 sweet spot
Price range
£12.81–£32.97
Amazon United Kingdom median price
£12.12across 27,606 niches
Units sold a year
500–750
Units per listing a year
0–100
Revenue per listing a year
£0–£2K
Returns
3.7%of orders · Amazon United Kingdom median 0.6%

03 · Entry bar

The bar here is low.

50% of listings pay for placement with sponsored ads. 25% ship with Prime. On an average day, 14.6% of listings are out of stock. The average listing ranks #1,964 within Novelty & Special Use Clothing. It carries 33 reviews at 4.75 stars, so a new listing needs social proof before a better product.

Sponsored listings
50%
Prime listings
25%
Out of stock, average day
14.6%
Average rank
#1,964in Novelty & Special Use Clothing
Average rating
4.75 starsAmazon United Kingdom average 4.36 stars
Average reviews
33per listing
Listings tracked
4

04 · Newcomers

Amazon counts 0 of last year's 2 launches as successful.

2 products launched here in the last 12 months. Amazon counts 0 of them as successful launches, new products that hit its first-year sales bar. The brands on the shelf have sold for 41 months on average, so the names here are settling in.

Launched, last 12 months
2
Successful launches
0Amazon's first-year sales bar
Average brand age
41 months

Products

Top Offensive Christmas Jumper products & what they sell for

Every tracked product: its share of the shelf, its reviews, and its price.

Competition

Competition: brands, sellers & click share

The top 5 products take 100% of clicks. A locked shelf that new listings rarely crack.

£0£0£0£0£01101001K Review Count Sales
Beatable (≤4.3★) Contested Strong incumbent (>4.7★)

Brands

3

Sellers

5

Top-5 brand share

100%

Top 20: 100%

Top-5 click share

100%

Top 20: 100%

Open market

0%

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  • Harry Potter20%

Demand

Offensive Christmas Jumper search demand

Weekly searches over the year. Pick a range.

23K18KDec '25Jan '26Jan '26Feb '26Feb '26Mar '26Jun '26Jul '26

Search terms

Top Offensive Christmas Jumper search terms shoppers use

The exact words shoppers type, with yearly volume, growth, and conversion.

  • offensive christmas jumper66K/yr
  • inappropriate christmas jumper16K/yr
  • bad christmas jumpers9K/yr
  • rude christmas jumpers29K/yr
  • rude xmas jumper15K/yr
  • silly christmas jumpers6K/yr
  • christmas jumper rude6K/yr
  • offensive christmas jumpers7K/yr
  • inappropriate christmas jumpers11K/yr

FAQ

Common Offensive Christmas Jumper questions

Answered from the same tracked data.