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John Pork

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A concentrated shelf (top 5 take 94% of clicks) — this niche doesn't clear our bar today.

Market size 15Growth 73Conversion 19Competition 5Returns 98Price range 46Avg price 77Brand share 7Review moat 99Quality gap 32

Review moat

Incredible26.14

avg incumbent reviews — the moat a new listing must climb

Returns

Incredible0.5%

return rate — above 5% kills the launch gate

Avg price

Great$15.76

avg listing price — sweet spot $15–$100

Growth

Good+56.3%

90-day search growth — must beat 0% to launch

Price range

Okay$9.31–$19.77

cheapest to priciest tracked listing — scored on the share inside $15–$100

Quality gap

Okay4.6★

avg incumbent rating — lower means beatable quality

Conversion

Bad1.5%

search→purchase rate — share of searches ending in a sale

Market size

Bad$61K

$61K/yr · 258K searches

Brand share

Bad97%

top-5 brand share — brand-locked demand

Competition

Bad94%

top-5 click share — a locked-up shelf

Is john pork profitable on Amazon?

According to Flapen's Amazon United States niche tracking, john pork is a $61K/yr Amazon United States market (258K searches/yr). The top 5 brands hold 97% of demand. Verdict: Skip it — 41/100.

Data updated Jul 20, 2026 · scored weekly · How we score niches

john pork market size & sales

Units sold, revenue, conversion and listing quality across the tracked shelf.
Units sold / yr
4K–5K
avg 500–750/product
Revenue / yr
$63K–$79K
units × avg price
Conversion rate
1.5%
Avg BSR
#5,916
Page quality
0%
Prime
86%
Sponsored
57%
Out of stock
1.0%
Avg brand age
30 months
Avg seller age
178 days

Competition: brands, sellers & click share

The top 5 products capture 94% of clicks — a locked-up shelf that new listings rarely crack.

Brands

6 falling

Sellers

44

Top-5 brand share

97%

Top 20: 100%

Top-5 click share

94%

Top 20: 100%

Open market

0%

  • GENERIC60%
  • Funny Memes Brainrot Memes Internet Memes Dank14%
  • ALRIWMINSI14%
  • Funny John Pork Is Calling Meme Tee6%
  • Graphic Meme Brainrot Gifts For Boys Funny Co.4%
  • John Pork And Tung Tung Tung Sahur Money3%
  • Open — no brand owns it (0%)

john pork demand & seasonality

Weekly Amazon search volume, last 32 weeks — +56.3% search growth over the last 90 days.
12K8KHoliday '25Spike '26Dec '25Jan '26Feb '26Mar '26Apr '26May '26

Top john pork search terms shoppers use

The exact queries shoppers type, with yearly volume, growth and conversion.
  • john pork116K/yr
  • john pork shirt85K/yr
  • john pork necklace14K/yr
  • john pork chain7K/yr
  • john pork is calling shirt11K/yr
  • john pork plush4K/yr
  • john pork is calling4K/yr
  • john pork merch3K/yr
  • john pork costume8K/yr
  • jhon pork2K/yr
All search terms

Top john pork products & what they sell for

Every tracked product — its share of the shelf, its review moat, and what it sells for.

Each bubble is one product — market share against review moat; bubble size tracks estimated sales, color grades how beatable the incumbent looks.

0%15%$9K30%$18K45%$27K60%$36K110100 Reviews — right = deep review moat Market share (90d) ≈ est. sales
Beatable (≤4.3★) Contested Strong incumbent (>4.7★)2 products missing review or click data not plotted

All 7 tracked products in this niche — three views at once, no toggling.

What reviews say buyers love and hate about john pork

What buyers praise and complain about, mined from review topics.

What buyers love

Size-Overall33%

“Fits well”

Material Quality20%

“The fabric is a decent weight”

Comfort-Overall17%

“Funny and comfy shirts”

Gifting Purpose8%

“Awesome gag gift”

Washability3%

“its held up fine after a wash”

Print Quality3%

“The printin is nice and thick, not that cheap flaky stuff you sometimes get”

Color3%

“Colors look good in person too”

Quality-Overall3%

“so no complaints here”

What buyers complain about

Quality-Overall50%

“def not the best”

Thickness25%

“The photo was also very thick”

Top return reasons

Size-Overall57%
Length17%
Chest Fit7%
Quality-Overall5%
Arm Fit2%
Material Quality2%
Value For Money2%
Design-Overall2%
Print Quality2%
Sleeve Fit1%

Common john pork questions

Is john pork profitable to sell on Amazon United States?
The niche generates $61K/yr across 7 tracked products. 4 of 5 products launched in the last 360 days are still selling. 90-day search growth is +56.3%. Flapen's verdict: Skip it (41/100).
How competitive is the john pork niche?
6 brands and 44 sellers compete. The top 5 products take 94% of clicks and top 5 brands hold 97% of demand.
What do buyers complain about in john pork?
Top complaints mined from reviews: Quality-Overall, Thickness. The return rate is 0.5%.
What does it cost to enter the john pork niche?
Listings span $9.31–$19.77; the average listing price is $15.76 (sweet spot $15–$100). The average incumbent carries 26 reviews — the moat a new listing must climb.