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Fuck the Patriarchy

Fail

Shoppers spend an estimated $8K a year here, so Fuck the Patriarchy is a Fail.

Flapen Score
33
33 / 100
Ranks 15,219 of 16,930 Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry niches · −12 vs the category median of 45
Market size
$8K/yr33K searches / yr
90-day growth
-22.4%search demand this quarter
Competition
68%top-5 click share · 11 brands · 12 sellers

Flapen Score

Fuck the Patriarchy against its category

The dotted line is the Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry average. Past it, Fuck the Patriarchy is stronger. Inside it, weaker.

33Fail
Big MarketTrendingHigh ConversionOpen MarketLow ReturnsPrice rangeAvg priceNo Dominant BrandLow Review BarrierQuality Gap
This niche Category average

Market

The Fuck the Patriarchy market on Amazon at a glance

Shoppers on Amazon United States searched for Fuck the Patriarchy 33K times last year and spent an estimated $8K. The top 5 brands take 83% of clicks. Demand peaks in Nov–Dec. Flapen scores it 33 out of 100, a Fail.

01 · Demand

An estimated 2.7% of those searches ended in a purchase.

Shoppers searched for this 33K times in the last 12 months. That counts every search on Amazon United States for this niche's terms. An estimated 2.7% of those searches ended in a purchase. Searches in the last 90 days moved -22.4% against the 90 days before. Searches, conversion and average price together put the market at an estimated $8K a year.

Searches, last 12 months
33K
Growth, 90 days vs prior 90
-22.4%
Conversion, latest week
2.7%
Market size, estimated
$8Ka year
Peak month
November6.2× the quietest month
Top search term
fuck the patriarchy17K searches a year

02 · Price

A sale here is worth $8.56.

Listings sell for $8.56 on average, from $6.16 to $15.81. Amazon reports units sold in ranges. This niche sold 2K to 2K a year. The average listing sells 0 to 100 of them. At $8.56 that is $0 to $856 a year per listing.

Average price
$8.56under the $15 to $100 sweet spot
Price range
$6.16–$15.81
Amazon United States median price
$24.38across 115,062 niches
Units sold a year
2K–2K
Units per listing a year
0–100
Revenue per listing a year
$0–$856
Returns
1.2%of orders · Amazon United States median 2.1%

03 · Entry bar

The bar here is low.

0% of listings pay for placement with sponsored ads. 100% ship with Prime. On an average day, 21.3% of listings are out of stock. The average listing ranks #39,261 within Keyrings & Keychains. It carries 62 reviews at 4.54 stars, so a new listing needs social proof before a better product.

Sponsored listings
0%
Prime listings
100%
Out of stock, average day
21.3%
Average rank
#39,261in Keyrings & Keychains
Average rating
4.54 starsAmazon United States average 4.42 stars
Average reviews
62per listing
Listings tracked
19

04 · Newcomers

0 of last year's 3 launches cleared the first-year sales bar.

3 products launched here in the last 12 months. 0 of them cleared the first-year sales bar, our mark for a successful launch. The brands on the shelf have sold for 40 months on average, so the names here are settling in.

Launched, last 12 months
3
Successful launches
0Amazon's first-year sales bar
Average brand age
40 months

Products

Top Fuck the Patriarchy products & what they sell for

Every tracked product: its share of the shelf, its reviews, and its price.

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Competition

Competition: brands, sellers & click share

The top 5 products take 68% of clicks. Leaders hold, but buyers still shop past them.

Brands

11 falling

Sellers

12

Top-5 brand share

83%

Top 20: 100%

Top-5 click share

68%

Top 20: 100%

Open market

12%

  • Brand 133%
  • Brand 214%
  • Brand 314%
  • Brand 414%
  • Brand 57%
  • Brand 65%
  • Open — no brand owns it (5 brands, 12%)

Demand

Fuck the Patriarchy search demand

Weekly searches over the year, seasonality beneath. Pick a range.

13K8KSpike '24Holiday '24Spike '25Holiday '25SepDecMarJunAugNovMarMay

Peak months: Nov, Dec · busiest ÷ quietest = 6.2×

Search terms

Top Fuck the Patriarchy search terms shoppers use

The exact words shoppers type, with yearly volume, growth, and conversion.

  • fuck the patriarchy17K/yr
  • fuck the patriarchy keychain10K/yr
  • the patriarchy keychain4K/yr
  • f the patriarchy keychain2K/yr

Reviews and returns

What reviews say buyers love and hate about Fuck the Patriarchy

We read the reviews and the return reasons for every product selling here.

39%of positive reviews mention “Chain/Key Quality”
75%of negative reviews mention “Quality-Overall”
1.2%of orders come back
“Cheap junk”
A buyer, on “Quality-Overall”75% of negative reviews mention the same topic

Every topic

Every topic buyers talk about, one row each.

Red shows the share of negative reviews and green the share of positive reviews, biggest topic first. Open a row to read what they wrote.

16 topics

NegativePositive

FAQ

Common Fuck the Patriarchy questions

Answered from the same tracked data.