beam me up this place sucks shirt
Skip itSoft demand (-71.1% this quarter) — this niche doesn't clear our bar today.
Avg price
Incredible$25.16avg listing price — sweet spot $15–$100
Price range
Great$13.66–$43.09cheapest to priciest tracked listing — scored on the share inside $15–$100
Returns
Good2.1%return rate — above 5% kills the launch gate
Review moat
Good643.67avg incumbent reviews — the moat a new listing must climb
Conversion
Okay2.4%search→purchase rate — share of searches ending in a sale
Competition
Bad70%top-5 click share — a locked-up shelf
Quality gap
Bad4.7★avg incumbent rating — lower means beatable quality
Brand share
Bad93%top-5 brand share — brand-locked demand
Market size
Bad$40K$40K/yr · 67K searches
Growth
Bad-71.1%90-day search growth — must beat 0% to launch
According to Flapen's Amazon United States niche tracking, beam me up this place sucks shirt is a $40K/yr Amazon United States market (67K searches/yr). The top 5 brands hold 93% of demand. Verdict: Skip it — 32/100.
Data updated Jul 21, 2026 · scored weekly · How we score niches
beam me up this place sucks shirt market data
- Units sold / yr
- 2K–3K
- avg 250–500/product
- Revenue / yr
- $50K–$63K
- units × avg price
- Conversion rate
- 2.4%
- Avg BSR
- #225,194
- Page quality
- 0%
- Prime
- 67%
- Sponsored
- 67%
- Out of stock
- 0.0%
- Avg brand age
- 38 months
- Avg seller age
- 196 days
Competition & brand share
The top 5 products capture 70% of clicks — a locked-up shelf that new listings rarely crack.Brands
8
Sellers
10
Top-5 brand share
93%
Top 20: 100%
Top-5 click share
70%
Top 20: 100%
Open market
3%
- Stranger Things45%
- Bioworld20%
- CUSTOM TSHIRT HUB17%
- Crazy Dog T-Shirts7%
- Retro UFO Alien Sci Fi Vintage Artwork4%
- Spreadshirt4%
- Open — no brand owns it (2 brands, 3%)
Demand
Weekly Amazon search volume, last 28 weeks — -71.1% search growth over the last 90 days.Top beam me up this place sucks shirt search terms
- beam me up this place sucks shirt40K/yr
- beam me up this place sucks10K/yr
- beam me up4K/yr
- beam me up this place sucks sweatshirt7K/yr
- beam me up shirt3K/yr
- stranger things beam me up3K/yr
Top beam me up this place sucks shirt products on Amazon
Each bubble is one product — market share against review moat; bubble size tracks estimated sales, color grades how beatable the incumbent looks.
All 18 tracked products in this niche — three views at once, no toggling.
Top sellers
by 90-day click share
Stranger Things Season 5 Beam Me Up This Place Sucks! T-Shirt
Stranger Things$19.604.8★93 rev
CUSTOM TSHIRT HUB Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Sweatshirt Stranger Hawkins Indiana Retro Alien UFO T-shirt UNISEX
CUSTOM TSHIRT HUB$26.074.8★24 rev
Stranger Things 5 Beam Me Up Scotty This Place Sucks Adult Navy Crew Neck Short Sleeve T-Shirt-Large
Bioworld$18.375.0★2 rev
Stranger Things Season 5 Beam Me Up This Place Sucks! Sweatshirt
Stranger Things$41.114.7★48 rev
Mens Use The Force Harry Funny Retro Movie Tees Hilarious Vintage T Shirt Funny T Shirts Vintage Apparel for Men Cool Movie Short Sleeve Novelty Tees for Black S
Crazy Dog T-Shirts$15.044.7★439 rev
Newest
by launch dateStranger Things 5 Beam Me Up Scotty This Place Sucks Adult Navy Crew Neck Short Sleeve T-Shirt-Large
Bioworld$18.372 rev
Stranger Things 5 Beam Me Up Scotty This Place Sucks Adult Navy Crew Neck Short Sleeve T-Shirt-XL
Bioworld$17.992 rev
Stranger Things 5 Beam Me Up Scotty This Place Sucks Adult Black Crew Neck Short Sleeve T-Shirt-Large
Bioworld$19.801 rev
Spreadshirt Beam Me Up This Place Sucks | Maya Costume Crewneck Sweatshirt S navy
Spreadshirt$39.720 rev
Spreadshirt Beam Me Up This Place Sucks | Maya Costume Crewneck Sweatshirt M navy
Spreadshirt$37.790 rev
Trending
90-day click momentumSpreadshirt Beam Me Up This Place Sucks | Maya Costume Crewneck Sweatshirt M navy
Spreadshirt$37.790.0★
Stranger Things 5 Beam Me Up Scotty This Place Sucks Adult Navy Crew Neck Short Sleeve T-Shirt-Large
Bioworld$18.375.0★
Stranger Things 5 Beam Me Up Scotty This Place Sucks Adult Black Crew Neck Short Sleeve T-Shirt-Large
Bioworld$19.805.0★
Mens Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise Flip Novelty Costume Tee Black XL
Crazy Dog T-Shirts$13.824.5★
Mens Use The Force Harry Funny Retro Movie Tees Hilarious Vintage T Shirt Funny T Shirts Vintage Apparel for Men Cool Movie Short Sleeve Novelty Tees for Black S
Crazy Dog T-Shirts$15.044.7★
What buyers say about beam me up this place sucks shirt
What buyers praise and complain about, mined from review topics.What buyers love
“Great shirt and good quality”
“Fits great”
“very comfy”
“amazing price”
“it was a gift”
“Its holding up nicely”
“Design looks great”
“soft material”
“Incredibly soft and comfy”
“Soft material, and is holding up well after many washings”
What buyers complain about
“I think it runs a tad short”
“a waste of money”
“error in print”
“the material itself was a horrible scratchy, rough fabric”
“rough fabric”
“it was practically sandpaper against my skin”
Top return reasons
Common questions
- Is beam me up this place sucks shirt profitable to sell on Amazon United States?
- The niche generates $40K/yr across 18 tracked products. 1 of 15 products launched in the last 360 days are still selling. 90-day search growth is -71.1%. Flapen's verdict: Skip it (32/100).
- How competitive is the beam me up this place sucks shirt niche?
- 8 brands and 10 sellers compete. The top 5 products take 70% of clicks and top 5 brands hold 93% of demand.
- What do buyers complain about in beam me up this place sucks shirt?
- Top complaints mined from reviews: Size-Overall, Value For Money, Print Quality. The return rate is 2.1%.
- What does it cost to enter the beam me up this place sucks shirt niche?
- Listings span $13.66–$43.09; the average listing price is $25.16 (sweet spot $15–$100). The average incumbent carries 644 reviews — the moat a new listing must climb.