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Demand is soft, at -71.1% this quarter, so Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt is a Fail.

Flapen Score
32
32 / 100
Ranks 15,464 of 16,930 Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry niches · −13 vs the category median of 45
Market size
$40K/yr67K searches / yr
90-day growth
-71.1%search demand this quarter
Competition
70%top-5 click share · 8 brands · 10 sellers

Flapen Score

Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt against its category

The dotted line is the Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry average. Past it, Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt is stronger. Inside it, weaker.

32Fail
Big MarketTrendingHigh ConversionOpen MarketLow ReturnsPrice rangeAvg priceNo Dominant BrandLow Review BarrierQuality Gap
This niche Category average

Market

The Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt market on Amazon at a glance

Shoppers on Amazon United States searched for Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt 67K times last year and spent an estimated $40K. The top 5 brands take 93% of clicks. Flapen scores it 32 out of 100, a Fail.

01 · Demand

An estimated 2.4% of those searches ended in a purchase.

Shoppers searched for this 67K times in the last 12 months. That counts every search on Amazon United States for this niche's terms. An estimated 2.4% of those searches ended in a purchase. Searches in the last 90 days moved -71.1% against the 90 days before. Searches, conversion and average price together put the market at an estimated $40K a year.

Searches, last 12 months
67K
Growth, 90 days vs prior 90
-71.1%
Conversion, latest week
2.4%
Market size, estimated
$40Ka year
Top search term
beam me up this place sucks shirt40K searches a year

02 · Price

A sale here is worth $25.16.

Listings sell for $25.16 on average, from $13.66 to $43.09. Amazon reports units sold in ranges. This niche sold 2K to 3K a year. The average listing sells 250 to 500 of them. At $25.16 that is $6K to $13K a year per listing.

Average price
$25.16inside the $15 to $100 sweet spot
Price range
$13.66–$43.09
Amazon United States median price
$24.38across 115,062 niches
Units sold a year
2K–3K
Units per listing a year
250–500
Revenue per listing a year
$6K–$13K
Returns
2.1%of orders · Amazon United States median 2.1%

03 · Entry bar

The bar here is low.

67% of listings pay for placement with sponsored ads. 67% ship with Prime. On an average day, 0.0% of listings are out of stock. The average listing ranks #225,194 within Sweatshirts. It carries 644 reviews at 4.71 stars, so a new listing needs social proof before a better product.

Sponsored listings
67%
Prime listings
67%
Out of stock, average day
0.0%
Average rank
#225,194in Sweatshirts
Average rating
4.71 starsAmazon United States average 4.42 stars
Average reviews
644per listing
Listings tracked
18

04 · Newcomers

1 of last year's 15 launches cleared the first-year sales bar.

15 products launched here in the last 12 months. 1 of them cleared the first-year sales bar, our mark for a successful launch. The brands on the shelf have sold for 38 months on average, so the names here are settling in.

Launched, last 12 months
15
Successful launches
1Amazon's first-year sales bar
Average brand age
38 months

Products

Top Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt products & what they sell for

Every tracked product: its share of the shelf, its reviews, and its price.

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Competition

Competition: brands, sellers & click share

The top 5 products take 70% of clicks. A locked shelf that new listings rarely crack.

Brands

8

Sellers

10

Top-5 brand share

93%

Top 20: 100%

Top-5 click share

70%

Top 20: 100%

Open market

3%

  • Brand 145%
  • Brand 220%
  • Brand 317%
  • Brand 47%
  • Brand 54%
  • Brand 64%
  • Open — no brand owns it (2 brands, 3%)

Demand

Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt search demand

Weekly searches over the year, seasonality beneath. Pick a range.

7K5KJanFebMarAprMayJunJul

Peak months: Jan · busiest ÷ quietest = 18.9× · 7 of 12 months tracked

Search terms

Top Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt search terms shoppers use

The exact words shoppers type, with yearly volume, growth, and conversion.

  • beam me up this place sucks shirt40K/yr
  • beam me up this place sucks10K/yr
  • beam me up4K/yr
  • beam me up this place sucks sweatshirt7K/yr
  • beam me up shirt3K/yr
  • stranger things beam me up3K/yr

Reviews and returns

What reviews say buyers love and hate about Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt

We read the reviews and the return reasons for every product selling here.

33%of positive reviews mention “Quality-Overall”
30%of negative reviews mention “Size-Overall”
2.1%of orders come back
“I think it runs a tad short”
A buyer, on “Size-Overall”30% of negative reviews mention the same topic

Every topic

Every topic buyers talk about, one row each.

Red shows the share of negative reviews and green the share of positive reviews, biggest topic first. Open a row to read what they wrote.

19 topics

NegativePositive

FAQ

Common Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt questions

Answered from the same tracked data.