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Please Dont Do Coke in the Bathroom

Fail

Shoppers spend only $50K a year here, so Please Dont Do Coke in the Bathroom is a Fail.

Flapen Score
48
48 / 100
Ranks 4,568 of 9,536 Tools & Home Improvement niches · on the category median
Market size
$50K/yr98K searches / yr
90-day growth
-0.7%search demand this quarter
Competition
48%top-5 click share · 18 brands · 23 sellers

Flapen Score

Please Dont Do Coke in the Bathroom against its category

The dotted line is the Tools & Home Improvement average. Past it, Please Dont Do Coke in the Bathroom is stronger. Inside it, weaker.

48Fail
Big MarketTrendingHigh ConversionOpen MarketLow ReturnsPrice rangeAvg priceNo Dominant BrandLow Review BarrierQuality Gap
This niche Category average

Market

The Please Dont Do Coke in the Bathroom market on Amazon at a glance

Shoppers on Amazon United States searched for Please Dont Do Coke in the Bathroom 98K times last year and spent an estimated $50K. The top 5 brands take 55% of clicks. Demand peaks in Aug. Flapen scores it 48 out of 100, a Fail.

01 · Demand

3.1% of searches ended in a purchase last week.

Shoppers searched for this 98K times in the last 12 months. That counts every search on Amazon United States for this niche's terms. In the latest week, 3.1% of those searches ended in a purchase. Searches in the last 90 days moved -0.7% against the 90 days before. Searches, conversion and average price together put the market at an estimated $50K a year.

Searches, last 12 months
98K
Growth, 90 days vs prior 90
-0.7%
Conversion, latest week
3.1%
Market size, estimated
$50Ka year
Peak month
August1.8× the quietest month
Top search term
please dont do coke in the bathroom sign53K searches a year

02 · Price

A sale here is worth $16.40.

Listings sell for $16.40 on average, from $5.04 to $38.91. Amazon reports units sold in ranges. This niche sold 2K to 3K a year. The average listing sells 100 to 250 of them. At $16.40 that is $2K to $4K a year per listing.

Average price
$16.40inside the $15 to $100 sweet spot
Price range
$5.04–$38.91
Amazon United States median price
$24.38across 115,062 niches
Units sold a year
2K–3K
Units per listing a year
100–250
Revenue per listing a year
$2K–$4K
Returns
2.3%of orders · Amazon United States median 2.1%

03 · Entry bar

The bar here is low.

23% of listings pay for placement with sponsored ads. 95% ship with Prime. On an average day, 19.9% of listings are out of stock. The average listing ranks #7,782 within Novelty Lighting. It carries 210 reviews at 4.65 stars, so a new listing needs social proof before a better product.

Sponsored listings
23%
Prime listings
95%
Out of stock, average day
19.9%
Average rank
#7,782in Novelty Lighting
Average rating
4.65 starsAmazon United States average 4.42 stars
Average reviews
210per listing
Listings tracked
22

04 · Newcomers

Amazon counts 0 of last year's 7 launches as successful.

7 products launched here in the last 12 months. Amazon counts 0 of them as successful launches, new products that hit its first-year sales bar. The brands on the shelf have sold for 26 months on average, so a newcomer is not facing entrenched names.

Launched, last 12 months
7
Successful launches
0Amazon's first-year sales bar
Average brand age
26 months

Products

Top Please Dont Do Coke in the Bathroom products & what they sell for

Every tracked product: its share of the shelf, its reviews, and its price.

Competition

Competition: brands, sellers & click share

The top 5 products take 48% of clicks. Leaders hold, but buyers still shop past them.

$0$5K$10K$15K$20K1101001K Review Count Sales
Beatable (≤4.3★) Contested Strong incumbent (>4.7★)1 product missing review or click data not plotted

Brands

18 falling

Sellers

23

Top-5 brand share

55%

Top 20: 100%

Top-5 click share

48%

Top 20: 98%

Open market

40%

  • qbanziou21%
  • Generic14%
  • WMSYUO7%
  • SYLHOME6%
  • Planzo6%
  • LMDDFZS5%

Demand

Please Dont Do Coke in the Bathroom search demand

Weekly searches over the year, seasonality beneath. Pick a range.

4K3KSpike '24Prime Day '25SepDecMarJunAugNovMarMay

Peak months: Aug · busiest ÷ quietest = 1.8×

Search terms

Top Please Dont Do Coke in the Bathroom search terms shoppers use

The exact words shoppers type, with yearly volume, growth, and conversion.

  • please dont do coke in the bathroom sign53K/yr
  • dont do coke in the bathroom sign15K/yr
  • dont do coke in the bathroom21K/yr
  • please dont do coke in the bathroom9K/yr

Reviews and returns

What reviews say buyers love and hate about Please Dont Do Coke in the Bathroom

We read the reviews and the return reasons for every product selling here.

31%of positive reviews mention “Fun/Entertainment Experience”
33%of negative reviews mention “Quality-Overall”
2.3%of orders come back
“the quality is solid—nothing fancy”
A buyer, on “Quality-Overall”33% of negative reviews mention the same topic

Every topic

Every topic buyers talk about, one row each.

Red shows the share of negative reviews and green the share of positive reviews, biggest topic first. Open a row to read what they wrote.

16 topics

NegativePositive

FAQ

Common Please Dont Do Coke in the Bathroom questions

Answered from the same tracked data.