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your anxiety is a lying hoe

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A small market ($7K/yr) — this niche doesn't clear our bar today.

Market size 2Growth 5Conversion 56Competition 50Returns 98Price range 16Avg price 24Brand share 66Review moat 99Quality gap 27

Review moat

Incredible29.06

avg incumbent reviews — the moat a new listing must climb

Returns

Incredible0.5%

return rate — above 5% kills the launch gate

Brand share

Good66%

top-5 brand share — brands hold most of the demand

Conversion

Good4.7%

search→purchase rate — share of searches ending in a sale

Competition

Okay55%

top-5 click share — leaders hold, buyers still browse

Quality gap

Okay4.6★

avg incumbent rating — lower means beatable quality

Avg price

Bad$8.75

avg listing price — sweet spot $15–$100

Price range

Bad$4.85–$16.90

cheapest to priciest tracked listing — scored on the share inside $15–$100

Growth

Bad-40.4%

90-day search growth — must beat 0% to launch

Market size

Bad$7K

$7K/yr · 16K searches

According to Flapen's Amazon United States niche tracking, your anxiety is a lying hoe is a $7K/yr Amazon United States market (16K searches/yr). The top 5 brands hold 66% of demand. Demand peaks in Jan–Dec. Verdict: Skip it — 40/100.

Data updated Jul 30, 2026 · scored weekly · How we score niches

your anxiety is a lying hoe market data

Units sold / yr
750–1K
avg 0–100/product
Revenue / yr
$7K–$9K
units × avg price
Conversion rate
4.7%
Avg BSR
#33,370
Page quality
0%
Prime
89%
Sponsored
39%
Out of stock
8.0%
Avg brand age
17 months
Avg seller age
199 days

Competition & brand share

The top 5 products take 55% of clicks — established leaders, but buyers still shop beyond them.

Brands

16 falling

Sellers

19

Top-5 brand share

66%

Top 20: 100%

Top-5 click share

55%

Top 20: 100%

Open market

34%

  • THE ARTISAN'S WHISPER19%
  • Flreaxmo15%
  • PinPop5611%
  • Pmbnfr7%
  • ILSYINH7%
  • WUZYOU7%

Demand & seasonality

Weekly Amazon search volume, last 100 weeks — -40.4% search growth over the last 90 days.
6K4KHoliday '24Spike '25Holiday '25Spike '26SepDecMarJunAugNovMarMay

Peak months: Jan, Dec · busiest ÷ quietest = 9.8×

Top your anxiety is a lying hoe search terms

  • your anxiety is a lying hoe15K/yr
  • anxiety is a lying hoe2K/yr
  • your anxiety is a lying hoe robot41/yr
All search terms

Top your anxiety is a lying hoe products on Amazon

Each bubble is one product — market share against review moat; bubble size tracks estimated sales, color grades how beatable the incumbent looks.

0%5%$33910%$67715%$1K20%$1K1101001K Reviews — right = deep review moat Market share (90d) ≈ est. sales
Beatable (≤4.3★) Contested Strong incumbent (>4.7★)4 products missing review or click data not plotted

All 18 tracked products in this niche — three views at once, no toggling.

What buyers say about your anxiety is a lying hoe

What buyers praise and complain about, mined from review topics.

What buyers love

Quality-Overall22%

“Funny, Cute & Great Quality”

Durability14%

“hopefully durable”

Size-Overall14%

“They were a good size”

Fun/Entertainment Experience14%

“Funny”

Gifting Purpose10%

“Fun gift at first”

Design-Overall8%

“The design is really funny”

Value For Money3%

“totally worth it”

Sharpness3%

“the details are sharp”

Color3%

“The colors are bright”

What buyers complain about

Durability33%

“they broke pretty quick”

Strength33%

“Cute and fragile”

Top return reasons

Advertised Vs Actual Product50%
Material Quality25%
Display Colors25%

Common questions

Is your anxiety is a lying hoe profitable to sell on Amazon United States?
The niche generates $7K/yr across 18 tracked products. 0 of 8 products launched in the last 360 days are still selling. 90-day search growth is -40.4%. Flapen's verdict: Skip it (40/100).
How competitive is the your anxiety is a lying hoe niche?
16 brands and 19 sellers compete. The top 5 products take 55% of clicks and top 5 brands hold 66% of demand.
What do buyers complain about in your anxiety is a lying hoe?
Top complaints mined from reviews: Durability, Strength. The return rate is 0.5%.
When does demand for your anxiety is a lying hoe peak?
Demand peaks in Jan–Dec; the busiest month runs 9.8× the quietest.
What does it cost to enter the your anxiety is a lying hoe niche?
Listings span $4.85–$16.90; the average listing price is $8.75 (sweet spot $15–$100). The average incumbent carries 29 reviews — the moat a new listing must climb.