your anxiety is a lying hoe
Skip itA small market ($7K/yr) — this niche doesn't clear our bar today.
Review moat
Incredible29.06avg incumbent reviews — the moat a new listing must climb
Returns
Incredible0.5%return rate — above 5% kills the launch gate
Brand share
Good66%top-5 brand share — brands hold most of the demand
Conversion
Good4.7%search→purchase rate — share of searches ending in a sale
Competition
Okay55%top-5 click share — leaders hold, buyers still browse
Quality gap
Okay4.6★avg incumbent rating — lower means beatable quality
Avg price
Bad$8.75avg listing price — sweet spot $15–$100
Price range
Bad$4.85–$16.90cheapest to priciest tracked listing — scored on the share inside $15–$100
Growth
Bad-40.4%90-day search growth — must beat 0% to launch
Market size
Bad$7K$7K/yr · 16K searches
According to Flapen's Amazon United States niche tracking, your anxiety is a lying hoe is a $7K/yr Amazon United States market (16K searches/yr). The top 5 brands hold 66% of demand. Demand peaks in Jan–Dec. Verdict: Skip it — 40/100.
Data updated Jul 30, 2026 · scored weekly · How we score niches
your anxiety is a lying hoe market data
- Units sold / yr
- 750–1K
- avg 0–100/product
- Revenue / yr
- $7K–$9K
- units × avg price
- Conversion rate
- 4.7%
- Avg BSR
- #33,370
- Page quality
- 0%
- Prime
- 89%
- Sponsored
- 39%
- Out of stock
- 8.0%
- Avg brand age
- 17 months
- Avg seller age
- 199 days
Competition & brand share
The top 5 products take 55% of clicks — established leaders, but buyers still shop beyond them.Brands
16 falling
Sellers
19
Top-5 brand share
66%
Top 20: 100%
Top-5 click share
55%
Top 20: 100%
Open market
34%
- THE ARTISAN'S WHISPER19%
- Flreaxmo15%
- PinPop5611%
- Pmbnfr7%
- ILSYINH7%
- WUZYOU7%
Demand & seasonality
Weekly Amazon search volume, last 100 weeks — -40.4% search growth over the last 90 days.Peak months: Jan, Dec · busiest ÷ quietest = 9.8×
Top your anxiety is a lying hoe search terms
- your anxiety is a lying hoe15K/yr
- anxiety is a lying hoe2K/yr
- your anxiety is a lying hoe robot41/yr
Top your anxiety is a lying hoe products on Amazon
Each bubble is one product — market share against review moat; bubble size tracks estimated sales, color grades how beatable the incumbent looks.
All 18 tracked products in this niche — three views at once, no toggling.
Top sellers
by 90-day click share
Your Anxiety Is A Lying Hoe Floral Brooch Anxiety Enamel Pin Sassy Rude Humor Pin Brooch Self Love Gift For Anxious Friend Therapist Sarcastic Mental Health Badges Emotional Support Decorative Jewelry Accessories
THE ARTISAN'S WHISPER$4.854.7★5 rev

Your Anxiety Is A Lying Hoe Floral Brooch Pin Women Inspirational Emotional Enamel Pink Flower Jewelry (Red White *1)
Flreaxmo$5.530.0★0 rev

Funny Therapy Office Decor Inspirational Mental Health Office Decor Mental Health Awareness Acrylic Sign with Wooden Stand for Therapist Offices Desk Decoration - Your Anxiety Is a Lying Hoe
Pmbnfr$9.424.5★44 rev

Mental Health Inspirational Gift for Friends Coworkers - Your Anxiety is a Lying Acrylic Sign Funny Office Desk Decor 4 x 4 Inches
ILSYINH$10.424.8★151 rev

WUZYOU Inspirational Gift Small Office Decor 5x5x1 INCH Anxiety Relief Cheer Up Wood Box Sign Your Anxiety Is A Lying Ass Hoe Wooden Block Sign Motivational Gift For Coworker Employee Friend
WUZYOU$10.040.0★0 rev
Newest
by launch date
Your Anxiety Is A Lying Hoe Floral Brooch Pin Women Inspirational Emotional Enamel Pink Flower Jewelry (Red White *1)
Flreaxmo$5.530 rev

Funny Office Decor Motivational Desk Decor Your Anxiety Is A Lying Ho Sign White Elephant Gift for Women Men Coworker Home Office Tabletop Shelf Acrylic Decor
GHJTYRC$9.8314 rev

HASODIN (3 Pcs 3 inch) Your Anxiety is A Lying Hoe Sticker Funny Humor Sarcastic Mental Health Awareness Sticker Gifts Decoration for Laptops Phones
HASODIN$7.630 rev

WHTYEFZ Your Anxiety Is A Lying Hoe Acrylic Organizer Pencil Pen Holder Floral Desk Organizer Humor Mental Health Gifts for Anxiety Coworker Friend Student Self-Care Gifts for Daughter Niece Sister
WHTYEFZ$12.3412 rev

Your Anxiety Is A Lying Hoe Floral Brooch Anxiety Enamel Pin Sassy Rude Humor Pin Brooch Self Love Gift For Anxious Friend Therapist Sarcastic Mental Health Badges Emotional Support Decorative Jewelry Accessories
THE ARTISAN'S WHISPER$4.855 rev
Trending
90-day click momentum
Funny Office Decor Motivational Desk Decor Your Anxiety Is A Lying Ho Sign White Elephant Gift for Women Men Coworker Home Office Tabletop Shelf Acrylic Decor
GHJTYRC$9.834.8★

Your Anxiety Is A Lying Hoe Floral Brooch Pin Women Inspirational Emotional Enamel Pink Flower Jewelry (Red White *1)
Flreaxmo$5.530.0★

Women Sarcastic Graphic Tees Summer Novelty Shirt Purple XL
Ditcnolar$16.904.8★

Your Anxiety Is A Lying Hoe Floral Brooch Anxiety Enamel Pin Sassy Rude Humor Pin Brooch Self Love Gift For Anxious Friend Therapist Sarcastic Mental Health Badges Emotional Support Decorative Jewelry Accessories
THE ARTISAN'S WHISPER$4.854.7★

Mental Health Inspirational Gift for Friends Coworkers - Your Anxiety is a Lying Acrylic Sign Funny Office Desk Decor 4 x 4 Inches
ILSYINH$10.424.8★
What buyers say about your anxiety is a lying hoe
What buyers praise and complain about, mined from review topics.What buyers love
“Funny, Cute & Great Quality”
“hopefully durable”
“They were a good size”
“Funny”
“Fun gift at first”
“The design is really funny”
“totally worth it”
“the details are sharp”
“The colors are bright”
What buyers complain about
“they broke pretty quick”
“Cute and fragile”
Top return reasons
Common questions
- Is your anxiety is a lying hoe profitable to sell on Amazon United States?
- The niche generates $7K/yr across 18 tracked products. 0 of 8 products launched in the last 360 days are still selling. 90-day search growth is -40.4%. Flapen's verdict: Skip it (40/100).
- How competitive is the your anxiety is a lying hoe niche?
- 16 brands and 19 sellers compete. The top 5 products take 55% of clicks and top 5 brands hold 66% of demand.
- What do buyers complain about in your anxiety is a lying hoe?
- Top complaints mined from reviews: Durability, Strength. The return rate is 0.5%.
- When does demand for your anxiety is a lying hoe peak?
- Demand peaks in Jan–Dec; the busiest month runs 9.8× the quietest.
- What does it cost to enter the your anxiety is a lying hoe niche?
- Listings span $4.85–$16.90; the average listing price is $8.75 (sweet spot $15–$100). The average incumbent carries 29 reviews — the moat a new listing must climb.