bag of dicks
Skip itA small market ($60K/yr) — this niche doesn't clear our bar today.
Returns
Incredible0.1%return rate — above 5% kills the launch gate
Review moat
Incredible92.11avg incumbent reviews — the moat a new listing must climb
Avg price
Good$14.89avg listing price — sweet spot $15–$100
Price range
Good$5.03–$32.30cheapest to priciest tracked listing — scored on the share inside $15–$100
Brand share
Okay80%top-5 brand share — brands hold most of the demand
Competition
Okay65%top-5 click share — leaders hold, buyers still browse
Growth
Bad-2.9%90-day search growth — must beat 0% to launch
Quality gap
Bad4.6★avg incumbent rating — lower means beatable quality
Conversion
Bad1.4%search→purchase rate — share of searches ending in a sale
Market size
Bad$60K$60K/yr · 297K searches
According to Flapen's Amazon United States niche tracking, bag of dicks is a $60K/yr Amazon United States market (297K searches/yr). The top 5 brands hold 80% of demand. Demand peaks in Dec. Verdict: Skip it — 41/100.
Data updated Jul 11, 2026 · scored weekly · How we score niches
bag of dicks market data
- Units sold / yr
- 5K–6K
- avg 100–250/product
- Revenue / yr
- $74K–$89K
- units × avg price
- Conversion rate
- 1.4%
- Avg BSR
- #13,432
- Page quality
- 0%
- Prime
- 53%
- Sponsored
- 5%
- Out of stock
- 11.0%
- Avg brand age
- 37 months
- Avg seller age
- 172 days
Competition & brand share
The top 5 products take 65% of clicks — established leaders, but buyers still shop beyond them.Brands
13 rising
Sellers
28
Top-5 brand share
80%
Top 20: 100%
Top-5 click share
65%
Top 20: 100%
Open market
15%
- Generic24%
- ASK GRANDPA GOURMET COFFEES23%
- GHI Electronics16%
- BAG OF DICKS GAG FUNNY JOKE COSTUME TEES10%
- WRAPAHOLIC7%
- HAMYY SKIN5%
- Open — no brand owns it (7 brands, 15%)
Demand & seasonality
Weekly Amazon search volume, last 104 weeks — -2.9% search growth over the last 90 days.Peak months: Dec · busiest ÷ quietest = 2.8×
Top bag of dicks search terms
- bag of dicks256K/yr
- dick duck6K/yr
- bags of dicks5K/yr
- duck with a dick6K/yr
- bag of dick6K/yr
- a bag of dicks7K/yr
- bag if dicks4K/yr
- bag of dicks dicks8K/yr
Top bag of dicks products on Amazon
Each bubble is one product — market share against review moat; bubble size tracks estimated sales, color grades how beatable the incumbent looks.
All 19 tracked products in this niche — three views at once, no toggling.
Top sellers
by 90-day click share
Cp Suck A Bag Of Dicks 3oz Bag
ASK GRANDPA GOURMET COFFEES$12.214.0★14 rev
GHI DUCK WITH A DICK
GHI Electronics$16.034.6★469 rev
Bag of Dicks - Pride | Rainbow | Dick in Bulk | Tiny Penis | Party Favors | Bachelorette | Novelty Items | Funny Joke Gift Plastic (Random Colors)
Generic$5.035.0★4 rev
BAG O DICKS BAG OF DICKS FUN HALLOWEEN COSTUME TEE Tote Bag
BAG OF DICKS GAG FUNNY JOKE COSTUME TEES$18.970.0★0 rev
WRAPAHOLIC 13 Large Funny Birthday Kraft Paper Gift Bag - Could Be a Bag of Dicks Design Paper Bags for Friends Birthday and Valentines Day
WRAPAHOLIC$8.154.8★34 rev
Newest
by launch date
Mini Prank Duck Funny Yellow Duck Prank Toy for Car Dashboard Cute Yellow Ducks Office Desk Ornament Hilarious Gag Gift Animals Ornament Ducks Sculpture Gift for Collectors
Generic$8.962 rev
Penis Turtle Dick Novelty Funny Perfect Prank Gag Gift Bachelorette Party Novelty Gift Bag of Dicks (1 inch)
BIJN$14.650 rev
Bag of Dicks - Pride | Rainbow | Dick in Bulk | Tiny Penis | Party Favors | Bachelorette | Novelty Items | Funny Joke Gift Plastic (Random Colors)
Generic$5.034 rev
WRAPAHOLIC 13 Large Funny Birthday Kraft Paper Gift Bag - Could Be a Bag of Dicks Design Paper Bags for Friends Birthday and Valentines Day
WRAPAHOLIC$8.1534 rev
Bag Of Dicks Funny Adult Curse Word Humor Profanity Joke Tote Bag
Lol Things To Say That Are Not Safe Memes$18.730 rev
Trending
90-day click momentumMini Prank Duck Funny Yellow Duck Prank Toy for Car Dashboard Cute Yellow Ducks Office Desk Ornament Hilarious Gag Gift Animals Ornament Ducks Sculpture Gift for Collectors
Generic$8.964.5★
Penis Turtle Dick Novelty Funny Perfect Prank Gag Gift Bachelorette Party Novelty Gift Bag of Dicks (1 inch)
BIJN$14.650.0★
Bag of Dicks - Pride | Rainbow | Dick in Bulk | Tiny Penis | Party Favors | Bachelorette | Novelty Items | Funny Joke Gift Plastic (Random Colors)
Generic$5.035.0★
Cp Suck A Bag Of Dicks 3oz Bag
ASK GRANDPA GOURMET COFFEES$12.214.0★
WRAPAHOLIC 13 Large Funny Birthday Kraft Paper Gift Bag - Could Be a Bag of Dicks Design Paper Bags for Friends Birthday and Valentines Day
WRAPAHOLIC$8.154.8★
What buyers say about bag of dicks
What buyers praise and complain about, mined from review topics.What buyers love
“Special gift”
“Funnest thing ever we love it”
“I received what I ordered”
“Taste good as well”
“Well made”
“reasonable price”
“perfect size”
“gorgeous colors”
“Texture was good”
“The flavor was fine overall”
What buyers complain about
“Only 4 stars because of the size a little bigger than expected which is what she said lol”
“Bag did not look fresh”
“kinda tastes like perfume”
“kinda tastes like perfume”
“Was rather chewy”
Top return reasons
Common questions
- Is bag of dicks profitable to sell on Amazon United States?
- The niche generates $60K/yr across 19 tracked products. 1 of 6 products launched in the last 360 days are still selling. 90-day search growth is -2.9%. Flapen's verdict: Skip it (41/100).
- How competitive is the bag of dicks niche?
- 13 brands and 28 sellers compete. The top 5 products take 65% of clicks and top 5 brands hold 80% of demand.
- What do buyers complain about in bag of dicks?
- Top complaints mined from reviews: Size-Overall, Stale/Rotten/Spoiled, Smell. The return rate is 0.1%.
- When does demand for bag of dicks peak?
- Demand peaks in Dec; the busiest month runs 2.8× the quietest.
- What does it cost to enter the bag of dicks niche?
- Listings span $5.03–$32.30; the average listing price is $14.89 (sweet spot $15–$100). The average incumbent carries 92 reviews — the moat a new listing must climb.