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grow your own girlfriend
Skip itPrices mostly outside the sweet spot ($3.38–$8.36) — this niche doesn't clear our bar today.
Returns
Incredible0.2%return rate — above 5% kills the launch gate
Review moat
Great297.67avg incumbent reviews — the moat a new listing must climb
Quality gap
Great4.2★avg incumbent rating — lower means beatable quality
Conversion
Good5.0%search→purchase rate — share of searches ending in a sale
Brand share
Bad92%top-5 brand share — brand-locked demand
Avg price
Bad£4.56avg listing price — sweet spot $15–$100
Growth
Bad-26.6%90-day search growth — must beat 0% to launch
Competition
Bad88%top-5 click share — a locked-up shelf
Market size
Bad£8K£8K/yr · 35K searches
Price range
Bad£3.38–£8.36cheapest to priciest tracked listing — scored on the share inside $15–$100
Signals Low Review Barrier