bag of dicks

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A small market ($60K/yr) — this niche doesn't clear our bar today.

Returns

Incredible0.1%

return rate — above 6% kills the launch gate

Review moat

Incredible92.11

avg incumbent reviews — the moat a new listing must climb

Avg price

Good$14.89

avg listing price — sweet spot $15–$100

Price range

Good$5.03–$32.30

cheapest to priciest tracked listing — scored on the share inside $15–$100

Brand share

Okay80%

top-5 brand share — brands hold most of the demand

Competition

Okay65%

top-5 click share — leaders hold, buyers still browse

Growth

Bad-2.9%

90-day search growth — must beat 0% to launch

Quality gap

Bad4.6★

avg incumbent rating — lower means beatable quality

Conversion

Bad1.4%

search→purchase rate — share of searches ending in a sale

Market size

Bad$60K

$60K/yr · 297K searches

Competition

The top 5 products take 65% of clicks — established leaders, but buyers still shop beyond them.

Brands

13 rising

Sellers

Top-5 brand share

80%

Open market

15%

Generic24%
ASK GRANDPA GOURMET COFFEES23%
GHI Electronics16%
BAG OF DICKS GAG FUNNY JOKE COSTUME TEES10%
WRAPAHOLIC7%
HAMYY SKIN5%
Open — no brand owns it (7 brands, 15%)

Product shelf

Each bubble is one product — market share against review moat; bubble size tracks estimated sales, color grades how beatable the incumbent looks.

Beatable (≤4.3★) Contested Strong incumbent (>4.7★)5 products missing review or click data not plotted

All 19 tracked products in this niche — three views at once, no toggling.

Top sellers

by 90-day click share

Cp Suck A Bag Of Dicks 3oz Bag

ASK GRANDPA GOURMET COFFEES$12.214.0★14 rev

GHI DUCK WITH A DICK

GHI Electronics$16.034.6★469 rev

Generic$5.035.0★4 rev

BAG O DICKS BAG OF DICKS FUN HALLOWEEN COSTUME TEE Tote Bag

BAG OF DICKS GAG FUNNY JOKE COSTUME TEES$18.970.0★0 rev

WRAPAHOLIC 13 Large Funny Birthday Kraft Paper Gift Bag - Could Be a Bag of Dicks Design Paper Bags for Friends Birthday and Valentines Day

WRAPAHOLIC$8.154.8★34 rev

Newest

by launch date

Mini Prank Duck Funny Yellow Duck Prank Toy for Car Dashboard Cute Yellow Ducks Office Desk Ornament Hilarious Gag Gift Animals Ornament Ducks Sculpture Gift for Collectors

Generic$8.962 rev

3mo ago

Penis Turtle Dick Novelty Funny Perfect Prank Gag Gift Bachelorette Party Novelty Gift Bag of Dicks (1 inch)

BIJN$14.650 rev

3mo ago

Generic$5.034 rev

3mo ago

WRAPAHOLIC 13 Large Funny Birthday Kraft Paper Gift Bag - Could Be a Bag of Dicks Design Paper Bags for Friends Birthday and Valentines Day

WRAPAHOLIC$8.1534 rev

5mo ago

Bag Of Dicks Funny Adult Curse Word Humor Profanity Joke Tote Bag

Lol Things To Say That Are Not Safe Memes$18.730 rev

9mo ago

Demand & seasonality

Weekly Amazon search volume, last 104 weeks — -2.9% search growth over the last 90 days.

Peak months: Dec · busiest ÷ quietest = 2.8×

Reviews

What buyers praise and complain about, mined from review topics.

What buyers love

Gifting Purpose67%

“Special gift”

Fun/Entertainment Experience9%

“Funnest thing ever we love it”

Advertised Vs Actual Product4%

“I received what I ordered”

Taste-Overall4%

“Taste good as well”

Quality-Overall3%

“Well made”

Value For Money3%

“reasonable price”

Size-Overall1%

“perfect size”

Color1%

“gorgeous colors”

Texture/Consistency-Overall1%

“Texture was good”

Flavor1%

“The flavor was fine overall”

What buyers complain about

Size-Overall38%

“Only 4 stars because of the size a little bigger than expected which is what she said lol”

Stale/Rotten/Spoiled25%

“Bag did not look fresh”

Smell5%

“kinda tastes like perfume”

Taste-Overall5%

“kinda tastes like perfume”

Ease Of Chewing/Swallowing5%

“Was rather chewy”

Top return reasons

Size-Overall44%

Print Quality13%

Texture/Consistency-Overall13%

Gifting Purpose13%

Leak-Proof13%

Advertised Vs Actual Product6%

bag of dicks

Competition

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Top sellers

Newest

Trending

Demand & seasonality

Reviews

What buyers love

What buyers complain about

Top return reasons