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title: "Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt — $40K/yr Amazon US Niche (2026) - Flapen"
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description: "Niche score 32/100 · $40K/yr market · 67K searches/yr · $25.16 avg price. Doesn't clear our bar today. Data updated Jul 2026."
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"og:title": "Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt — $40K/yr Amazon US Niche (2026) - Flapen"
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# **beam me up this place sucks shirt**
**Skip it**
Soft demand (-71.1% this quarter) — this niche doesn't clear our bar today.
Market size 10Growth 0Conversion 30Competition 25Returns 72Price range 91Avg price 95Brand share 17Review moat 71Quality gap 18
**Avg price**
**Incredible****$25.16**
avg listing price — sweet spot $15–$100
**Price range**
**Great****$13.66–$43.09**
cheapest to priciest tracked listing — scored on the share inside $15–$100
**Returns**
**Good****2.1%**
return rate — above 5% kills the launch gate
**Review moat**
**Good****643.67**
avg incumbent reviews — the moat a new listing must climb
**Conversion**
**Okay****2.4%**
search→purchase rate — share of searches ending in a sale
**Competition**
**Bad****70%**
top-5 click share — a locked-up shelf
**Quality gap**
**Bad****4.7★**
avg incumbent rating — lower means beatable quality
**Brand share**
**Bad****93%**
top-5 brand share — brand-locked demand
**Market size**
**Bad****$40K**
$40K/yr · 67K searches
**Growth**
**Bad****-71.1%**
90-day search growth — must beat 0% to launch
According to Flapen's Amazon United States niche tracking, beam me up this place sucks shirt is a $40K/yr Amazon United States market (67K searches/yr). The top 5 brands hold 93% of demand. Verdict: Skip it — 32/100.
Data updated Jul 21, 2026 · scored weekly · [~~How we score niches ~~](https://flapen.com/research/methodology)
## **beam me up this place sucks shirt market data**
- **Units sold / yr**
- **2K–3K**
- avg 250–500/product
- **Revenue / yr**
- **$50K–$63K**
- units × avg price
- **Conversion rate**
- **2.4%**
- **Avg BSR**
- **#225,194**
- **Page quality**
- **0%**
- **Prime**
- **67%**
- **Sponsored**
- **67%**
- **Out of stock**
- **0.0%**
- **Avg brand age**
- **38 months**
- **Avg seller age**
- **196 days**
## **Competition & brand share**
The top 5 products capture 70% of clicks — a locked-up shelf that new listings rarely crack.
**Brands**
**8 **
**Sellers**
**10**
**Top-5 brand share**
**93%**
Top 20: 100%
**Top-5 click share**
**70%**
Top 20: 100%
**Open market**
**3%**
- Stranger Things45% - Bioworld20% - CUSTOM TSHIRT HUB17% - Crazy Dog T-Shirts7% - Retro UFO Alien Sci Fi Vintage Artwork4% - Spreadshirt4% - Open — no brand owns it (2 brands, 3%)
## **Demand**
Weekly Amazon search volume, last 28 weeks — -71.1% search growth over the last 90 days.
7K5KJan '26Feb '26Mar '26Mar '26Apr '26May '26Jun '26
[**Open Trend **](https://flapen.com/research/us/clothing-shoes-jewelry/beam-me-up-this-place-sucks-shirt/trend)
## **Top beam me up this place sucks shirt search terms**
- **beam me up this place sucks shirt**40K/yr-69.8%3.0% conv. - **beam me up this place sucks**10K/yr-72.6%2.0% conv. - **beam me up**4K/yr-54.4%0.9% conv. - **beam me up this place sucks sweatshirt**7K/yr-84.2%2.8% conv. - **beam me up shirt**3K/yr-53.1%2.7% conv. - **stranger things beam me up**3K/yr-86.8%0.0% conv. [**All search terms **](https://flapen.com/research/us/clothing-shoes-jewelry/beam-me-up-this-place-sucks-shirt/search-terms)
## **Top beam me up this place sucks shirt products on Amazon**
Each bubble is one product — market share against review moat; bubble size tracks estimated sales, color grades how beatable the incumbent looks.
0%10%$4K20%$8K30%$12K40%$16K1101001K10K Reviews — right = deep review moatMarket share (90d) ≈ est. sales
Beatable (≤4.3★) Contested Strong incumbent (>4.7★)5 products missing review or click data not plotted
All 18 tracked products in this niche — three views at once, no toggling.
### **Top sellers**
by 90-day click share
[1**Stranger Things Season 5 Beam Me Up This Place Sucks! T-Shirt**Stranger Things**$19.60**4.8★93 rev](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FTHZY7NP) [2**CUSTOM TSHIRT HUB Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Sweatshirt Stranger Hawkins Indiana Retro Alien UFO T-shirt UNISEX**CUSTOM TSHIRT HUB**$26.07**4.8★24 rev](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0G66JC3K5) [3**Stranger Things 5 Beam Me Up Scotty This Place Sucks Adult Navy Crew Neck Short Sleeve T-Shirt-Large**Bioworld**$18.37**5.0★2 rev](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GK9MSK1L) [4**Stranger Things Season 5 Beam Me Up This Place Sucks! Sweatshirt**Stranger Things**$41.11**4.7★48 rev](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FTHXD2GT) [5**Mens Use The Force Harry Funny Retro Movie Tees Hilarious Vintage T Shirt Funny T Shirts Vintage Apparel for Men Cool Movie Short Sleeve Novelty Tees for Black S**Crazy Dog T-Shirts**$15.04**4.7★439 rev](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074G27G82)
**~~View all top sellers →~~**
### **Newest**
by launch date
[**Stranger Things 5 Beam Me Up Scotty This Place Sucks Adult Navy Crew Neck Short Sleeve T-Shirt-Large**Bioworld**$18.37**2 rev5mo ago](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GK9MSK1L) [**Stranger Things 5 Beam Me Up Scotty This Place Sucks Adult Navy Crew Neck Short Sleeve T-Shirt-XL**Bioworld**$17.99**2 rev5mo ago](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GKBB736Z) [**Stranger Things 5 Beam Me Up Scotty This Place Sucks Adult Black Crew Neck Short Sleeve T-Shirt-Large**Bioworld**$19.80**1 rev5mo ago](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GK9M9S73) [**Spreadshirt Beam Me Up This Place Sucks | Maya Costume Crewneck Sweatshirt S navy**Spreadshirt**$39.72**0 rev6mo ago](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GF2QV6RP) [**Spreadshirt Beam Me Up This Place Sucks | Maya Costume Crewneck Sweatshirt M navy**Spreadshirt**$37.79**0 rev6mo ago](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GF2C75M2)
**~~View all new products →~~**
### **Trending**
90-day click momentum
[**Spreadshirt Beam Me Up This Place Sucks | Maya Costume Crewneck Sweatshirt M navy**Spreadshirt**$37.79**0.0★**▲ 1000%**](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GF2C75M2) [**Stranger Things 5 Beam Me Up Scotty This Place Sucks Adult Navy Crew Neck Short Sleeve T-Shirt-Large**Bioworld**$18.37**5.0★**▲ 1000%**](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GK9MSK1L) [**Stranger Things 5 Beam Me Up Scotty This Place Sucks Adult Black Crew Neck Short Sleeve T-Shirt-Large**Bioworld**$19.80**5.0★**▲ 1000%**](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GK9M9S73) [**Mens Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise Flip Novelty Costume Tee Black XL**Crazy Dog T-Shirts**$13.82**4.5★**▲ 1000%**](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009ZEYC7O) [**Mens Use The Force Harry Funny Retro Movie Tees Hilarious Vintage T Shirt Funny T Shirts Vintage Apparel for Men Cool Movie Short Sleeve Novelty Tees for Black S**Crazy Dog T-Shirts**$15.04**4.7★**▲ 1000%**](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074G27G82)
**~~View all trending →~~**
## **What buyers say about beam me up this place sucks shirt**
What buyers praise and complain about, mined from review topics.
### **What buyers love **
**Quality-Overall**33%
*“Great shirt and good quality”*
**Size-Overall**33%
*“Fits great”*
**Comfort-Overall**11%
*“very comfy”*
**Value For Money**3%
*“amazing price”*
**Gifting Purpose**3%
*“it was a gift”*
**Durability**3%
*“Its holding up nicely”*
**Design-Overall**3%
*“Design looks great”*
**Material Quality**3%
*“soft material”*
**Soft Feel**3%
*“Incredibly soft and comfy”*
**Washability**1%
*“Soft material, and is holding up well after many washings”*
### **What buyers complain about **
**Size-Overall**30%
*“I think it runs a tad short”*
**Value For Money**20%
*“a waste of money”*
**Print Quality**10%
*“error in print”*
**Material Quality**7%
*“the material itself was a horrible scratchy, rough fabric”*
**Hard Feel**7%
*“rough fabric”*
**Allergies**7%
*“it was practically sandpaper against my skin”*
### **Top return reasons **
**Size-Overall**63%
**Print Quality**8%
**Advertised Vs Actual Product**6%
**Material Quality**4%
**Comfort-Overall**4%
**Length**3%
**Thin**3%
**Stain Resistance**2%
**Gap/Hole**2%
**Sleeve Fit**2%
## **Common questions**
- **Is beam me up this place sucks shirt profitable to sell on Amazon United States?**
- The niche generates $40K/yr across 18 tracked products. 1 of 15 products launched in the last 360 days are still selling. 90-day search growth is -71.1%. Flapen's verdict: Skip it (32/100).
- **How competitive is the beam me up this place sucks shirt niche?**
- 8 brands and 10 sellers compete. The top 5 products take 70% of clicks and top 5 brands hold 93% of demand.
- **What do buyers complain about in beam me up this place sucks shirt?**
- Top complaints mined from reviews: Size-Overall, Value For Money, Print Quality. The return rate is 2.1%.
- **What does it cost to enter the beam me up this place sucks shirt niche?**
- Listings span $13.66–$43.09; the average listing price is $25.16 (sweet spot $15–$100). The average incumbent carries 644 reviews — the moat a new listing must climb.
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