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title: "Bag of Dicks — $60K/yr Amazon US Niche (2026) - Flapen"
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description: "Niche score 41/100 · $60K/yr market · 297K searches/yr · $14.89 avg price. Doesn't clear our bar today. Data updated Jul 2026."
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# **bag of dicks**
**Skip it**
A small market ($60K/yr) — this niche doesn't clear our bar today.
Market size 15Growth 24Conversion 17Competition 33Returns 99Price range 63Avg price 74Brand share 42Review moat 95Quality gap 24
**Returns**
**Incredible****0.1%**
return rate — above 5% kills the launch gate
**Review moat**
**Incredible****92.11**
avg incumbent reviews — the moat a new listing must climb
**Avg price**
**Good****$14.89**
avg listing price — sweet spot $15–$100
**Price range**
**Good****$5.03–$32.30**
cheapest to priciest tracked listing — scored on the share inside $15–$100
**Brand share**
**Okay****80%**
top-5 brand share — brands hold most of the demand
**Competition**
**Okay****65%**
top-5 click share — leaders hold, buyers still browse
**Growth**
**Bad****-2.9%**
90-day search growth — must beat 0% to launch
**Quality gap**
**Bad****4.6★**
avg incumbent rating — lower means beatable quality
**Conversion**
**Bad****1.4%**
search→purchase rate — share of searches ending in a sale
**Market size**
**Bad****$60K**
$60K/yr · 297K searches
According to Flapen's Amazon United States niche tracking, bag of dicks is a $60K/yr Amazon United States market (297K searches/yr). The top 5 brands hold 80% of demand. Demand peaks in Dec. Verdict: Skip it — 41/100.
Data updated Jul 11, 2026 · scored weekly · [~~How we score niches ~~](https://flapen.com/research/methodology)
## **bag of dicks market data**
- **Units sold / yr**
- **5K–6K**
- avg 100–250/product
- **Revenue / yr**
- **$74K–$89K**
- units × avg price
- **Conversion rate**
- **1.4%**
- **Avg BSR**
- **#13,432**
- **Page quality**
- **0%**
- **Prime**
- **53%**
- **Sponsored**
- **5%**
- **Out of stock**
- **11.0%**
- **Avg brand age**
- **37 months**
- **Avg seller age**
- **172 days**
## **Competition & brand share**
The top 5 products take 65% of clicks — established leaders, but buyers still shop beyond them.
**Brands**
**13 **▲rising
**Sellers**
**28**
**Top-5 brand share**
**80%**
Top 20: 100%
**Top-5 click share**
**65%**
Top 20: 100%
**Open market**
**15%**
- Generic24% - ASK GRANDPA GOURMET COFFEES23% - GHI Electronics16% - BAG OF DICKS GAG FUNNY JOKE COSTUME TEES10% - WRAPAHOLIC7% - HAMYY SKIN5% - Open — no brand owns it (7 brands, 15%)
## **Demand & seasonality**
Weekly Amazon search volume, last 104 weeks — -2.9% search growth over the last 90 days.
18K13KSpike '24Holiday '24Spike '25Prime Day '25Holiday '25Spike '26 seasonSepDecMarJunAugNovMarMay
Peak months: Dec · busiest ÷ quietest = 2.8×
[**Open Trend **](https://flapen.com/research/us/automotive/bag-of-dicks/trend)
## **Top bag of dicks search terms**
- **bag of dicks**256K/yr-8.7%0.8% conv. - **dick duck**6K/yr+108.1%0.8% conv. - **bags of dicks**5K/yr+121.9%0.1% conv. - **duck with a dick**6K/yr+19.0%3.0% conv. - **bag of dick**6K/yr-12.4%0.4% conv. - **a bag of dicks**7K/yr+6.9%0.5% conv. - **bag if dicks**4K/yr+5.9%0.6% conv. - **bag of dicks dicks**8K/yr+2.1%0.0% conv. [**All search terms **](https://flapen.com/research/us/automotive/bag-of-dicks/search-terms)
## **Top bag of dicks products on Amazon**
Each bubble is one product — market share against review moat; bubble size tracks estimated sales, color grades how beatable the incumbent looks.
0%10%$6K20%$12K30%$18K40%$24K1101001K Reviews — right = deep review moatMarket share (90d) ≈ est. sales
Beatable (≤4.3★) Contested Strong incumbent (>4.7★)5 products missing review or click data not plotted
All 19 tracked products in this niche — three views at once, no toggling.
### **Top sellers**
by 90-day click share
[1**Cp Suck A Bag Of Dicks 3oz Bag**ASK GRANDPA GOURMET COFFEES**$12.21**4.0★14 rev](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F14CCK9B) [2**GHI DUCK WITH A DICK**GHI Electronics**$16.03**4.6★469 rev](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005JYUELC) [3**Bag of Dicks - Pride | Rainbow | Dick in Bulk | Tiny Penis | Party Favors | Bachelorette | Novelty Items | Funny Joke Gift Plastic (Random Colors)**Generic**$5.03**5.0★4 rev](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GT7BQ4KH) [4**BAG O DICKS BAG OF DICKS FUN HALLOWEEN COSTUME TEE Tote Bag**BAG OF DICKS GAG FUNNY JOKE COSTUME TEES**$18.97**0.0★0 rev](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DQR821BW) [5**WRAPAHOLIC 13 Large Funny Birthday Kraft Paper Gift Bag - Could Be a Bag of Dicks Design Paper Bags for Friends Birthday and Valentines Day**WRAPAHOLIC**$8.15**4.8★34 rev](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GGQ6S87X)
**~~View all top sellers →~~**
### **Newest**
by launch date
[**Mini Prank Duck Funny Yellow Duck Prank Toy for Car Dashboard Cute Yellow Ducks Office Desk Ornament Hilarious Gag Gift Animals Ornament Ducks Sculpture Gift for Collectors**Generic**$8.96**2 rev3mo ago](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GWDHJ2HW) [**Penis Turtle Dick Novelty Funny Perfect Prank Gag Gift Bachelorette Party Novelty Gift Bag of Dicks (1 inch)**BIJN**$14.65**0 rev3mo ago](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GTQ515KV) [**Bag of Dicks - Pride | Rainbow | Dick in Bulk | Tiny Penis | Party Favors | Bachelorette | Novelty Items | Funny Joke Gift Plastic (Random Colors)**Generic**$5.03**4 rev3mo ago](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GT7BQ4KH) [**WRAPAHOLIC 13 Large Funny Birthday Kraft Paper Gift Bag - Could Be a Bag of Dicks Design Paper Bags for Friends Birthday and Valentines Day**WRAPAHOLIC**$8.15**34 rev5mo ago](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GGQ6S87X) [**Bag Of Dicks Funny Adult Curse Word Humor Profanity Joke Tote Bag**Lol Things To Say That Are Not Safe Memes**$18.73**0 rev9mo ago](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FTFKF6DL)
**~~View all new products →~~**
### **Trending**
90-day click momentum
[**Mini Prank Duck Funny Yellow Duck Prank Toy for Car Dashboard Cute Yellow Ducks Office Desk Ornament Hilarious Gag Gift Animals Ornament Ducks Sculpture Gift for Collectors**Generic**$8.96**4.5★**▲ 354%**](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GWDHJ2HW) [**Penis Turtle Dick Novelty Funny Perfect Prank Gag Gift Bachelorette Party Novelty Gift Bag of Dicks (1 inch)**BIJN**$14.65**0.0★**▲ 334%**](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GTQ515KV) [**Bag of Dicks - Pride | Rainbow | Dick in Bulk | Tiny Penis | Party Favors | Bachelorette | Novelty Items | Funny Joke Gift Plastic (Random Colors)**Generic**$5.03**5.0★**▲ 322%**](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GT7BQ4KH) [**Cp Suck A Bag Of Dicks 3oz Bag**ASK GRANDPA GOURMET COFFEES**$12.21**4.0★**▲ 211%**](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F14CCK9B) [**WRAPAHOLIC 13 Large Funny Birthday Kraft Paper Gift Bag - Could Be a Bag of Dicks Design Paper Bags for Friends Birthday and Valentines Day**WRAPAHOLIC**$8.15**4.8★**▲ 158%**](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GGQ6S87X)
**~~View all trending →~~**
## **What buyers say about bag of dicks**
What buyers praise and complain about, mined from review topics.
### **What buyers love **
**Gifting Purpose**67%
*“Special gift”*
**Fun/Entertainment Experience**9%
*“Funnest thing ever we love it”*
**Advertised Vs Actual Product**4%
*“I received what I ordered”*
**Taste-Overall**4%
*“Taste good as well”*
**Quality-Overall**3%
*“Well made”*
**Value For Money**3%
*“reasonable price”*
**Size-Overall**1%
*“perfect size”*
**Color**1%
*“gorgeous colors”*
**Texture/Consistency-Overall**1%
*“Texture was good”*
**Flavor**1%
*“The flavor was fine overall”*
### **What buyers complain about **
**Size-Overall**38%
*“Only 4 stars because of the size a little bigger than expected which is what she said lol”*
**Stale/Rotten/Spoiled**25%
*“Bag did not look fresh”*
**Smell**5%
*“kinda tastes like perfume”*
**Taste-Overall**5%
*“kinda tastes like perfume”*
**Ease Of Chewing/Swallowing**5%
*“Was rather chewy”*
### **Top return reasons **
**Size-Overall**44%
**Print Quality**13%
**Texture/Consistency-Overall**13%
**Gifting Purpose**13%
**Leak-Proof**13%
**Advertised Vs Actual Product**6%
## **Common questions**
- **Is bag of dicks profitable to sell on Amazon United States?**
- The niche generates $60K/yr across 19 tracked products. 1 of 6 products launched in the last 360 days are still selling. 90-day search growth is -2.9%. Flapen's verdict: Skip it (41/100).
- **How competitive is the bag of dicks niche?**
- 13 brands and 28 sellers compete. The top 5 products take 65% of clicks and top 5 brands hold 80% of demand.
- **What do buyers complain about in bag of dicks?**
- Top complaints mined from reviews: Size-Overall, Stale/Rotten/Spoiled, Smell. The return rate is 0.1%.
- **When does demand for bag of dicks peak?**
- Demand peaks in Dec; the busiest month runs 2.8× the quietest.
- **What does it cost to enter the bag of dicks niche?**
- Listings span $5.03–$32.30; the average listing price is $14.89 (sweet spot $15–$100). The average incumbent carries 92 reviews — the moat a new listing must climb.
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